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God you're annoying
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girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable
domt like that
girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone
THAT WAS ONE TIME
it happened a few times
what the fuck is horse game drama
dwps
If you have to ask then you aren’t prepared to know
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!
Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.
So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
This is so funny because that’s a freshly-fledged juvenile red tailed hawk.
It didn’t leave simply because it didn’t really know the giant gorilla thing walking towards it was a threat. You were menaced by what amounts to a teenager who just passed their driving test just chilling under a tree.
This thing weighs all of 1 pound and barely knows it’s a bird.
the bird got a nat20 on intimidation from a die it knocked off the desk
The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing
The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive
This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys
Exactly. Glad you understand 💗
#i once had to read hamlet#hated every second bc i could not understand it#gave up and looked up a play#it was some college theater students i think? and it was perfect in everyway#understood it perfectly#later the class watched a film version of hamlet (dunno if there’s multiple and i dunno which one. but it was like a movie movie#not a recording of a play)#and i just KNOW in my heart it woulda been just as incomprehensible as the book version we had to read#the talented actors are great and all and they deserve the respect and all that#but yeah we really need the people who are just okay at things like that bc they’re easier to relate to when you the audience are#made of people who are bad at to just okay at the thing in question#also bc art should be enjoyed by everyone and not just the few who can afford to master it
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HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!
there might be a slim chance the oppenheimer movie does the justice and depicts the manhattan project, American military, and the people who said yes to the bomb (Truman et al) as the monsters they are but i'm not holding my breath. it's going to be a mostly aggrandizing affair with a little lip service to the horrors of using an atomic bomb in a civilian target. my guess is they're gonna depict oppenheimer as "lied to" about how the bomb would be used and thats where the guilt comes from
it's a horrible fucking thing and i fear this movie will do little to educate the public on how unnecessary it was to make and use the bomb. the astroturfed "barbenheimer" campaign is pretty disgusting. you're gonna have a bunch of film bros creaming themselves over the soundtrack and the bomb animation sequences but if you ask them anything about the historical context it'll be like talking to a shoe box
#i remember being 14 and watching season 2 and hearing fans go feral for korrasami and thinking they were nuts#and that it was never going to happen#and then i saw all the little moments people would use as evidence and was like ‘oh yeah if i imagine adding romantic context#this fits perfectly’#and while i never shipped it i was cheering for the ones who did bc it wasn’t out of nowhere and it felt natural#also remember that one poster getting destroyed like the truman newspaper picture#we were not poppin’ the biggest bottles when makorra happed lol
Gamer moment
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true gamers are equal opportunity haters
I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:
"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"
okok i KNOW i promised I'd cool it with the new print designs since I made 8 of 'em in a fuckin week but like
the fact two seperate folks got it commissioned.....
yall want this as a print, right?
It would cost me an arm and a leg to ship a print to Europe but I NEED THIS I BEG YOU MAKE IT A PRINT
my guy these are sent using POSTAGE it costs you like two euro to get them sent internationally idc if you're in France or Taiwan
(I'll head out to staples first thing to get a hi-res scan, this bitch oughta be etsy ready within 24 hours)
kay heading out to do scans and digital cleaning and stuff, with luck this'll be ready for sale in a few hours
okay first of all: bad news, I miscalculated the conversion, stamps fees to international shipping actually cost around €4.20, not two euro.
I feel that my readership is an especially appropriate audience for this. :D
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This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.
funohtrixpointnever
When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer
Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing