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Mallemerok

@mallemerok

Anything I find interesting will be smushed here with no particular rhyme or reason.
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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: it's 2 am and I can't stop thinking about the Pied Piper. Initially i thought it was just an old faerie tale but i've been reading up on it and it turns out that at some point in the town of Hamelin, a bunch of children really did go missing all at once in fact a stained glass window in the local church in 1300 was made to tell the story AND Hamelin's written history literally BEGINS in 1384 with the sentence "it is 100 years since our children left." There are a ton of theories about what the piper could actually represent but historians are pretty much convinced that something did take away children en masse in the 1200s in Hamelin and to this day we still use the phrase "it's time to pay the piper." When will we pay him? Who was he???? Like okay I see the theories but what if some flute paying faerie really just led a bunch of kids away in 1284 I cannot get over this.

When Watching My Team #1

me: I BELIEVE IN YOU BOYS. YOU DA BEST.
team: *does something dumb*
me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU. HOW ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS LEAGUE. YOU CAN'T EVEN SCORE OR BLOCK OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.
me: I HATE YOU.
team: *wins game or something positive*
me: I STILL LOVE YOU. I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.
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hethey-doomguy

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

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myimmortalseries

SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.

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let-a-hundred-flowers-bloom

Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal

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khalmemrbenzedrine

Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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genderqueerassholecat

I just had to wait for this addition to reblog this post

michaelmyer-deactivated20151014

Well, I make a habit of doing things people say I can’t do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.

#spy
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ewaneneollav

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

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pajamaedprincess

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

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petitepictures

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

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meliafucker

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

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adrithegreat

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

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ginandmisadventures

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

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skeletonwheel

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

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phoenixflorid

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

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i-was-a-naive--prolifer
Women legislators turn the tables and introduce bills regulating men's reproductive health
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“Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner (D) isn’t happy with bills that seek to control women’s access to contraception and abortion. She has joined a trend across the nation by introducing a bill that would require men seeking a prescription for erectile dysfunction drugs to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and ‘get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency.’ Sex therapists would be required to present ‘celibacy as a viable lifestyle choice.’”

How do you like them apples, hm?

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quietstorm-thundathighs

Bless her!

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torisoulphoenix

GET ‘EM!!!!!!!!

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danifran16

Awesome!

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stayingwoke

I love her.  She is no joke.

#awesome#feminism#pro misandry
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youkaiyume

Furiosa thought it was cute at first, but now she really needs to go to the bathroom…

In which Max is a Clingy Cuddle Monster.

HAHA I’M NOT EVEN SORRY ANYMORE.  A silly, not-so-serious follow up to these  comics based off of this conversation.  Wherein Max clings to Furiosa’s Giraffe legs like a Koala because he needs extra reassurance that she won’t disappear when he wakes up and now won’t let go.  I therefore dedicate these snuggle shenanigans to @bassfanimation

Truthfully I couldn’t stop drawing Furiosa petting Max’s duck butt hair. 

EDIT: I realize that I actually forgot to flip one of the pics lol.

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youkaiyume

Morning Reblog! For my morning wastelanders!

#mad max#cuddles#it me#art
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cactusspatz
See, the word “chivalry” comes from the French word “chevalier,” which comes from “cheval,” which means “horse.” Chivalry is literally just “rules for if you have a horse.” This was an important set of rules to have in chivalry times. Horses were the Blackhawk Helicopters of the Middle Ages; if you had a horse, you could absolutely kill anybody who didn’t have a horse and nobody was going to say a god damn thing. The only thing stopping you was chivalry.
That’s what chivalry was for. Chivalry was – and still is – basically a way of saying, “okay, I have an optimized death machine between my legs, maybe I should look out for people who don’t have one of these.”

“What do you get for the man who has everything? How about some fucking morals.“

*snorts*

Source: bettermyths.com
#fantastic#I also recommend reading Gawain and Lady ragnell#because it's the best