Heathers: The Musical starter sentences
"They made you cry."
"You are the only thing that's right about this broken world."
"Go on and cry."
"Our love is god."
"I was alone."
"See, now I'm crying too."
"You're not alone."
"We can start and finish wars."
"We're the asteroid that's overdue."
"I worship you."
"I'd trade my life for yours."
"We'll plant our garden here."
"Woah-- is that real?"
"Let's go hunt some jocks!"
"And when the morning comes, they'll both be laughingstocks!"
"Strip for me."
"I was hoping that you could rip my clothes off me."
"Stay there, I'll get him!"
"Get off the damn fence!"
"Stop being a dick!"
"I believe I'm a good person. I think there's good in everyone."
"Oh! Sorry!"
"This is no high school-- this is the thunderdome."
"College will be paradise- if I'm not dead by June."
"We could be beautiful... just not today."
"Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze."
"Eighth year of knocking down lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK."
"We could be beautiful!"
"I rented The Princess Bride!"
"What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending."
"He is the smartest guy on the football team... which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf."
"You're a high school hasbeen waiting to happen."
"Why do they hate me?"
"Why don't I fight back?"
"She is a MYTHIC bitch."
"They're solid teflon."
"I'd like to be their boyfriend."
"If I sat at their table, guys would notice me!"
"I wish they were nicer."
"That would be beautiful."
"___ wasn't feeling well! We were helping her."
"This is an excellent forgery."
"Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes."
"For a greasy little nobody, you do have great bone structure."
"You have a symmetrical face- if I took a meat cleaver to your head, I'd have two perfect halves. That's very important."
"Mascara, maybe some lip gloss..."
"Let's make her beautiful."
"Out of my way, geek!"
"Don't you dare touch me!"
"Get away, pervert!"
"You hope, you dream, you pray-- and you get your way!"
"Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on heels!"
"My god, it's beautiful!"
"It's a beautiful fricking day!"
"Slap me! Pull my hair!"
"I'm a dead girl walking."
"30 hours to live-- how shall I spend it?"
"They'll hunt me down in study hall."
"But I don't own a motor bike."
"Wait-- here's an option that I like!"
"Get on all fours! Kiss this dead girl walking!"
"I'm hot and pissed and on the pill."
"Better chug that Mountain Dew."
"And you know, it's cuz you're beautiful."
"Get your ass in gear!"
"No more talking."
"And if I say the wrong thing or I wear the wrong outfit, they'll throw me right over the side!"
"Well who made her captain?!"
"Why are you pulling on my dick?!"
