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why are we still here?

@malicioustimetraveler

just to suffer?

The Paul siblings 😍😍😍

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Every day I am tormented by the fact that I am the mind behind Roop Paul and that people who weren’t friends with me or following me back then almost NEVER believe me. I made this meme in picsart when I was like 14 years old and now at 20 I see it all the fucking time and friends always send it to me on Instagram when a popular meme page reposts it like “didn’t u make this in 8th grade djjsjfjskcjKfn” and almost every time I see a meme involving rupaul the comments are full of Roop jokes . And there’s this one meme page I follow that’s like pretty small but the username is “motherroop” and their followers call them Roop . And like I’m just constantly reminded of my own greatness and the fact that I will never be granted recognition for my extremely powerful and absolutely fucking fascinating mind 💔

I understand. my sister’s best friend made the “imagine troy bolton” meme when he was in sixth grade. It’s a hard legacy to carry

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THIS ONE????

Luigi… thunder. 

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This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

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what have i done

the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like it’s supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons

The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

world heritage post

Anonymous asked:

I do not believe that you deserve to go to prison for any of the so-called crimes of which you've been accused. I do however believe that you deserve to go to prison for having all that macklemore and watsky in your top lastfm albums

i have said this before and ill say it again but basically i once upon a time was overcompensating my white-boy-ness before becoming a silly kitten, and i dont wanna delete scrobbles or start over with last fm and i think its kinda funny to see the how i went from shitty music taste (basic) to shitty music taste (gay, good, epic, pog)

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i believe maia should go to prison for being swiss

now here we have a good opinion finally

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

i live in a fucking sitcom. I'm delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I'm like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

it literally felt like this