If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

big time rush… if ur out there

‪adulthood is just experiencing this gif again and again until you ‬die

if good pussy sounds like chicken frying what does good bussy sound like? 🤔

like running thru the rain in cheap flip flops

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

“seem?”

“Were”?

“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask

Your pussy seems really cool and down to earth!

Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

you: whats up dog?

me, an intellectual: what is above you, canine?

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she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

anyone else here a fool? a hooligan? an oaf with a phd in bufoonery?

Tumblr headquarters on Dec. 17th