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i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

i had a dream that i was reading the odyssey and when odysseus came home in disguise penelope slept with him and then he tried to like yell at her for sleeping with him and she was like you hypocrite it’s you and then i had to look it up to make sure that didn’t happen

They had this long and drawn out argument where Odysseus was like “You have shamed your husband and yourself” and Penelope countered with “You have shamed my husband by sleeping with his wife (just as Paris shamed Menelaus)” and the whole time Penelope knew it was Odysseus but she wouldn’t just say that, she wanted to win this argument first

obsessed with this idea because one, i love them, and two, im just imaging him still in his old dirty beggar disguise trying to seduce her