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Today, using newspapers to blend in the crowd is more suspicious than not using one.
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If you're watching Jeopardy! and you're the only one in the room, not saying a correct answer out loud still feels like you got it wrong.
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A tip is just a bribe traveling backwards in time.
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If you've tried everything to go to sleep, and something finally works, you won't remember what it was.
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It's a good thing farting isn't as contagious as yawning.
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Cellphones would have saved Romeo and Juliet.
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H&M said I got 2nd in their contest. 1st prize was a $500 gift card so I figured I might get a $100 gift card. I got a naked statue of David Beckham instead...

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It’s perfectly acceptable to be rude and blame it on “not having any coffee yet”. But if you were to replace coffee with booze in that excuse it is not acceptable.
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To think outside the box is a pretty inside the box suggestion
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The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.
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Pencil sharpeners are actually quiet and its just the pencil screaming
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Wandered in the streets of Paris and went looking for the original location of those vintage pictures, here is a Dior model wearing a grey suit from their collection outside the Louvre metro station, photographed by mark shaw in 1957 for life magazine :)

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Cast of Interview with the Vampire - Christian Slater, Tom Cruise, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas, and Brad Pitt

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Police wearing blue and red light up shoes will tell us that they are pursuing someone on foot