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Is This Real?

@malachichos

Fuck society. And fuck humanity. And fuck us. And fuck you.
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 
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reblogable by request~ anon

this had ten notes yesterday.

Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”

wait… something’s not right

  OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING

I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high

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Things we should bring back in 2015

  • "groovy"
  • "far out"
  • "bitchin"
  • "can you dig it?’
  • "stick it to the man"
  • "righteous" 
  • "catch my drift?"
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Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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carypm

The cat’s face

I almost scrolled past this, but

the cat’s face.

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Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

It looks like it should be in High School Musical

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH FOR AGES OMG

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crrocs

HAHAHAHHA PERFECT

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I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

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bowfly

as a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous