when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

Power Up! Pattern

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meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

insanely cat moment

lemme just, put these here...

showing these pics to eachother like pokemon cards

baby matsuhana like 4-5ish years old they meet on a playground issei sees hiro from the top of the slide he’s wearing a kirby shirt he thinks “pink”!!! issei books it over as fast as he can reaches into his pocket pulls out a melted pink gumball hands it to hiro with a Huge tooth-missing smile hiro says “what’s that?” confused little kid voice issei says “it’s pink. like you!!” hiro nods seriously takes his other hand says “let’s go swing. do you like superheroes?”

matsukawa’s hand is stained pink for like a week the color never comes out of his shorts he thinks about hanamaki every time he sees pink gumballs he’s come to terms with this affliction. they reunite in high school issei says “kirby!!” hiro says “gumball boy?!” the same day issei steps in pink gum on the way home it sticks to his shoe he knows it’s fate

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

I think most stories could benefit from having two characters whose relationship is just "those two guys" (gender neutral). Most of the time if you look for one of them you'll find both of them. They can hate each other or be the best of friends or something in-between but they just can't find that same spark with anyone else. Their relationship is best described as "do not separate them". They are fully fleshed out characters individually but if either of them are left alone without the other for any reason it feels so wrong.

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

I uhhh got a little carried away

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

hey bro. is that your boobs in your shirt or is your penis huge and two of them

So this Leia standing up which is adorable and I would have posted on Reddit to /r/catsstandingup but I haven’t really figured out Tumblr yet so is there a #catsstandingup is that what I do someone help I’m an old man

I hope it’s cool that I drew your cat

This is Gríma she is also a tuxedo who likes to stand up

This is Gríma she

is also a tuxedo

who likes to stand up

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

You can’t spell silly without ill, and baby? I’m diseased.

Literally something out of Scooby Doo

IT’S BACK

real as hell

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