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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

this is iconic

This shit is so hilarious

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

im screaming

lmfoabxysbxkdis

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

Gotta work on that spacing

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

deadass 🤣

Half of me is like “yeah, I’m gonna eat clean, be sexy as hell and work out” and the other half is like “lol sit down and have some cake”

Yes

Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

Wonder Woman wearing an evening gown over her suit of armor while arriving uninvited to a fancy dinner party with an entire sword strapped to her back ready to kill a man is by far the Biggest Mood of 2017

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

Happy Pride Month!! Polysexual Pride colored drinks 💖💚💙 Source: https://instagram.com/p/BMo_0Qyg994/