this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.
One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.
"I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!" he cried.
Boys.
WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!
Oh dear
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
Yes.
shout out to all the indoor percussion and winter guard kids who’s extra curricular is too obscure to be appreciated outside of the band world but also too obscure to be made fun of
^^^^^^^THIS
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
Avon High School winterguard 2006 - A-Muse-ing
My friend sent me this last time I had a panic attack. “Try to breathe with this.” And it worked. So, sharing this.
Tumblr Teaches History
I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.
Hi-hi-historical jokes.
When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home
This is my aesthetic
So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet.
I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
OHMYZOD IT’S BACK
I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG
Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper (via hqlines)
He’s such a big dork i love him
(via soulsscrawl)
