“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

KDNDMDLFMFNDNDKDKKF

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

friendly reminder: cliche as it is, healing takes time. things will be very different in a year, five years, ten years from now. keep going

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

— Lundy Bancroft, Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

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girls thighs rb if you agree

“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.

thank you, Russian Spy Agent