Well-rounded

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

Holy fuck

nobody:

every guy in the morning fo some reason:

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true 

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

Is anyone else just instantly endeared by people chillin’ on surfaces that aren’t made for sitting? Like hopped up on a counter with a cup of coffee, cross-legged on the floor eating cereal, drinking wine fully clothed in a bath tub, sprawled out on the hood of a car with snacks for a meteor shower, etc? I don’t know why I love it so much, but I do. 

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

damn he right

I’m actively screaming at my phone

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

uh? I want to be openly, vividly & deeply loved? & an iced coffee? why am I being denied my craving

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can't stop laughing

Photographer Reveals Behind-The-Scenes Glimpses of What Instagram Photos Look Like in Real Life (x)

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog