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SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

You are forced to fight an identicle clone of yourself. They know everything you know and all of your skills and tactics. How do you win?

i go for the bals they would NEVER expect this

by talos this cannot be happening

I know ppl go wild for king/knight and king/jester relationship dynamics on this website but I do want to pitch: knight/jester. Loyal warrior who's not been known to suffer fools and the fool who wants nothing more than to be suffered by them, working under the same leige. Think about it and get back to me

Oops my hand slipped

Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.

Just to make sure no one schedules meetings on top of my D&D sessions, BUT ALSO to avoid any chance of my coworkers figuring out when I’m playing D&D, I always block sessions out on my calendar with the appointment title:

“Conflict Resolution Seminar”

It’s not a lie, I’m discussing with a small group how to resolve conflict. Not my fault that the answer is often violence.

Bro I love you but if I saw in the communal calendar that one of my coworkers had attended thirty conflict resolution seminars over the last year then I would immediately assume they had committed innumerable acts of workplace violence and management was too scared to fire them

Unmute !

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:

customer: do you guys have any grapes?

employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*

blair witch project true ending

the people in blair witch project: what was that noise!!

the blair witch: yaaaack ack ack… its me, the blare witch