I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
I got great news already but let's see how good it gets :)
PLEASE 🙏🏾
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
I got great news already but let's see how good it gets :)
PLEASE 🙏🏾
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
I got great news already but let's see how good it gets :)
PLEASE 🙏🏾
jj maybank badboy x good girl: headcanon slightly!nsfw
it wasn’t a secret that jj got around the island.
he was never one to stay with one girl for too long. always a quick ‘hit it & quit it’ or he’d date them for a couple days then get bored.
it had always been every man for himself.
between the fighting and drinking , smoking pot and partying— jj just wasn’t the type of guy that wanted to settle down.
he really wasn’t.
not until he met you.
god , he remembered seeing you for the first time at a bonfire.
you looked so shy and pretty. glistening under the moonlight like it was a spotlight to get his attention.
as cliche as it was , you weren’t like other girls.
not to him.
you were beautiful but you were kind. every time he looked over at you , you were smiling , engaging in conversation with every person and each one looked completely different than the last.
you had this aura around you that was so sweet , so pure.
he had to have you.
for the first time , in a long time , jj had absolutely no fucking idea on how to approach you.
his stomach was in knots. he thought he was gonna hurl.
“she’s never gonna go for you.” pope laughed in his face when he realized what had jj so off.
jj scoffed. “oh yea? watch her.”
all he had to do was walk up to you and smile that toothy ass grin of a smile , blonde hair in every which way from surfing all of that day , a boyish look on his face as he charmed you.
the minute his hand brushed the skin of your cheek , telling you how pretty you were ,
you were done for.
after that , the two of you became inseparable.
everyone was surprised at how quickly jj was able to settle down.
he became obsessed with you.
if he was at a party ,
you were right there next to him.
when he went to bonfire’s or smoked weed with kiara ,
he would bring you.
he was fully convinced you were an angel sent down from heaven just for him.
so beautiful and so sweet.
he couldn’t believe you were his.
you were just as smitten.
it was like you were thirteen getting crushes on the cool , older boys that would have you in a haze for days thinking about them.
he consumed you.
“you were made for me , baby.” he would always tell you , a moaning mess in your ear as he defiled you— marking every inch of your body as his.
you always responded so well to him. your back nearly breaking as you arched it , whimpering his name over and over again as he praised you , kissed you , claimed you.
you were his girl.
and he fully intended on keeping it that way.
the signs and love. pt.1 romantic love
find the other parts on the signs and love masterlist
check your (and maybe their) sun, moon, venus, rising!
reblog with ur sign in hashtags. i'm curious:)
aries: all in. no half assed business with them. they give their all and expect the same. driving around at night. spontaneous. will help you when they feel like you’re getting overwhelmed. will make you feel taken care of all the time.
taurus: yes, sometimes very stubborn. this can be a wonderful quality! don’t like to give up without a fight, especially when it comes to people/ things they care about. you’ll know when they do. need to be hugged sometimes and feel like they are the ones who can let loose and be taken care of. also, patient when it matters! softies.
gemini: so many inside jokes, nobody will know what you’re talking about. they like to remember good times like that and it works! need reassurance but gladly give it back anytime you need it. fun dates. great at comforting and distracting you, when you feel sad. like to be around you a lot.
cancer: so scared of getting their heart broken. to a point where they rather stay single until they are sure you won’t hurt them. amazing deep talks at unexpected times. can be harsh, but they don’t mean to hurt you. will feel overwhelmed by how much they feel at times (good and bad). will give you strength. great cooks among them!
leo: will drop everything and anything to get to you when you need them. once you’re a priority, you will know. delicate with your feelings, but won’t sugarcoat things to keep you in that safe bubble. surprises all the time. like to show you off to everyone. trips and holidays together.
virgo: will stay rational until suddenly they’re not. will love in a way that surprises you. like to be in your presence, no matter what you might be doing. want you to stand up for yourself. could hide it when they’re hurt, so check up on them. so good at boosting your confidence to show you how they see you and how you should see yourself. (this goes beyond your physical features!!)
libra: will let you talk more at first before opening up, in order to see what kind of person you are. won’t hold back once you gained their trust. will take you on many dates ranging from super chill to fancyy (if you’re into that). like to spend money on you, because they like it, not because they feel like they have to impress you or anything. they have a lot of feelings and doubt themselves sometimes.
scorpio: just really wants to get to know you, because what’s more intimate than sharing secrets? so soft at times. half of them is obsessed with physical touch and the other wants you to keep your hands to yourself. can and will make your heart melt with their words. will dedicate themselves to you completely
sagittarius: eat! honestly sharing food and eating together is just a big yes for them. reassure them that they are important to you. playlists and expressing your feelings about each other through music(!!) experiences and memories out of little things. will defend you if they have to.
capricorn: don’t lie to them. they deserve your honesty. you can expect the same! very into cuddles, but rather privately. make sure to give them their space, being around each other 24/7 can be too much no matter how much you love someone. don’t need much to be happy. love to make you smile/ laugh.
aquarius: may be reserved at first. actually feel a lot, not everybody gets to see that though. eyes. spending time together is so important >>. so many wonderful hidden sides to them that you get to know, if they let you in. will make an effort to show their love.
pisces: great conversations. great listeners. will talk about anything and everything with you. can usually tell when you feel bad, but will try to hide it themselves. need to be confronted sometimes. very warm hugs. can be very sensitive at times so make sure to be careful with their hearts.
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Sextiles in the chart
🟫Sun ⚹ Moon: A natural and subtle charm that they don't realize so much. They understand and accept their emotions easily as well as the emotions of others. They are empathic and very kind. They will never show themselves as they are not, and while they are somewhat private with some sides of them, they do not pretend to be someone else. They express their emotions warmly and openly without being theatrical or exaggerated, their way of relating is warm without trying too hard. Ease to be liked quickly, connect with others easily.
🟫Sun ⚹ Mars: Active, productive and enthusiastic. They are energetic but they don't spend a lot of energy on things that are not worth it. They have great leadership skills but are always willing to work as a team. They are confident in themselves and are not afraid to project themselves in an authentic way. They have a strong but not explosive temperament and can defend themselves as well as others. They are brave people who are not afraid to fight for what they want and keep trying if they really want something. Passionate and daring.
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Sexual themes
Why Raphael would make the best boyfriend.
1. He’s fiercely protective of the ones he loves. If you were one of those ones, you’d be in the right hands.
2. He’s incredibly loyal. The way he chose the stay by Leo’s side and give up sleep, just to watch over his older brother shows how deeply he cares.
3. He has trust issues, so you know if he chooses to be with you, you’re not going to be let down.
4. Deep down he’s a big softy. You know that he’d do anything to make you happy.
5. He nuzzles when he hugs. If you’re lucky enough to get a rare hug from Raphael, you’re going to get a face full of cheek.
6. He’d be so much fun to play video games with. Though he never likes to lose, it would still be a lot of fun to watch him get all grumpy if he did. Especially to you.
7. He never gives up. No matter what, he would never give up on you. Even if you’re a big ball of emotional mess, he’d look after you until you felt better.
8. That lip.
9. He’s ridiculously good-looking. The eyes. The smirk. Those hands! I’m fine. Stop now.
10. He can paint and he’s good with animals. What more could a girl want?
i am not responsible for the person i will become when the fnaf movie comes out.
“The more I mature, the more I understand my value. I realized I had to take control of my work and my legacy because I wanted to be able to speak directly to my fans in an honest way. I wanted my words and my art to come directly from me. There were things in my career that I did because I didn’t understand that I could say no. We all have more power than we realize.”
— BEYONCÉ KNOWLES-CARTER
saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again
💓synastry through the houses 💓:
*do not plagiarize my writing🥺💕*
first house synastry: “woah, who is that?” energy the first time you lay eyes on each other, “look at her, I would die for her,” being annoyed with each other one second and being lovey-dovey the next, protecting each other with no hesitation, physical attraction and tension, “you’ll never find anyone like me” energy, encouraging each other to be the most authentic versions of yourselves, can be so obvious you like each other “what? Do I like him? hell no?” (such a lie hehe), this synastry can also cause a lot of intense attraction where you feel like you just HAVE to see them or be with them, catching feelings fast after meeting each other, both of u could be different from who you have previously liked or been with yet being with each other makes so much sense, the person you always will have a crush on, could daydream about each other before even knowing each other that well haha, “you make me feel alive” energy
second house synastry: deeply appreciating each other, admiring each others values or beliefs, seeing something you desire in each other, something you wish you had too, not wanting to share each other, being possessive of each other, “make me” energy haha, spoiling each other, being turned on by their voice, not being stingy with each other, “no, it’s okay I got it” energy, every little touch feels so good, the brush of your lips together or cuddling, intimate eye contact, admiring the way they carry themselves or assert themselves, feeling like you both bless each other, “I want to give you the world” energy, standing up for each other or teaching each other how to be more confident, feeling so safe around each other, “you’re the best thing I ever had..”
third house synastry: “I should probably go to sleep but I like talking to you more,” texting the whole day, being weird as f*ck around each other haha, having huge boosts of energy around each other where you both cant stop talking, always having each others backs, similar interests, “what?! you like that show too?!” energy, so many random and funny inside jokes, finishing each others sentences, making the same facial expressions, always driving together or being in the car together, being extremely attracted to each others mental intelligence, meeting through siblings or common friends or u both just happened to be in the same vicinity for a while and finally ran into each other, *sending each other tik toks*, boosting each others self confidence and encouraging each other unconditionally, randomly having super deep talks, appreciating each other, “thank you for listening…”
fourth house synastry: “how did you so easily become such a big part of my life?” energy, “no one can ever compare to you,” feeling at home with each other, preferring to cuddle at home together over a night out, helping each other heal through wounds from childhood, immediately being comfy in each others presence, easily making yourself at home when you’re with them, this is the synastry of a best-friend that swings your fridge door open like “what do you have to eat in here” haha there is a sweet sense of familiarity and acceptance, “I know you better than you know yourself” energy, becoming like family to each other, having it super bad when you have a crush on each other, always craving each others physicals presence, heart beating fast at the simplest touch, having a similar childhood and understanding the toxic things that were experienced or just growing up together in general (knowing each other since childhood), having such a huge soft spot for each other, blushing at the mention of each others names, “you are my soulmate” energy
fifth house synastry: always laughing or making jokes together, could be the couple or pair that likes to roast people together haha, being very physical both s*xually or just in general (hugging, pushing each other when joking around etc), being competitive with each other or playing games together, one of you could really push the other out of their comfort zone, feeling like the most attractive thing in the world after being complimented by them or when you compliment each other, feeling butterflies around each other, a childish energy that could make you feel like giggling or like it was when you had a school crush in elementary school haha, “ugh, you’re so annoying shutup” bUT SMILING THE WHOLE TIME, can worship each other when in love, easily being able to see yourselves having children together, bringing each others creative sides out, a sense of innocence that you cannot really describe, shameless flirting, feeling so excited when you get to see each other
sixth house synastry: “can you zip my dress up for me?” energy, talking to each other and seeing each other naturally becomes routine, this is the synastry where you do sweet, little things for each other, “this was the last one and I got it for you” energy, working out together or helping each other in regards to incorporating positive habits or changes in health, “I love your body”, napping together, tucking each other in or fixing each others hair/ clothes, meeting at work or when you were just going about your day, very underrated synastry considering the physical attraction, never getting bored of each other, consistent acts of service, learning each others love language, “you got me flowers?” energy, “do you want to run errands with me” energy, can easily become a power couple, knowing the little cute and mundane things about each other, “oh they don’t like that flavor” energy, helping each other when one of is sick or feeling down, “I’ll take care of you” energy except they don’t even have to say it, they just do it
seventh house synastry: “you are everything I’ve dreamed of” energy, feeling like you both check off so many boxes in qualities you want in a partner, wanting to marry each other, making long terms plans with each other, thinking about ways to succeed or make money together, “we should start a business” energy, working very well together, “what would I do without you?” always being associated with each other to the point where people ask you how the other is doing when you’re seen alone, being each others other half, feeling lost without the other, complimenting each other well, “we look so f*cking good together,” being each others favorite person, feeling a sense of harmony and balance when with each other, “I feel like I can get through anything with you by my side” energy, having enjoyable conversations together, boosting each others egos
eighth house synastry: underlying s*xual tension, can help each other through the most traumatic life experiences, its hard to stay away and it hurts to leave each other, finding a sense of peace in each others arms, helping each other financially, can call each other out on each others bs real quick, the lines between love and hate blurring, can be amazing when both are willing to work together but if not then it can unleash envious emotions, just like the 12h there is this energy of being able to read each others mind and seeing through lies, getting each others name tatted energy haha, “till death do us part” energy, getting triggered by the smallest things when around each other, can be overwhelming unless you’re already use to scorpio/ pluto energy or have a lot of it in your chart, seeing each other at rock bottom and being able to pick each other up, cant stop looking at each other, seeing every part of each other on a physical, emotional, and spiritual level, meeting in an intense situation, meeting each other around the time someone near you passed away, fantasizing about having s*x with each other, “this hurts but it feels so good” energy
ninth house synastry: having deep philosophical talks together, meeting during college, when traveling abroad, or a religious or cultural setting, “let me do a reading on u” energy haha, could show long distance relationships, “let’s travel the world together” energy, being from different cultures or religions, feeling like a whole new person after this friendship or relationship, “we are meant to be” energy, having deeply spiritual experiences together, “you make me feel like nothing is impossible” energy, a teacher-student energy that alternates between both of you, opening each others eyes to different viewpoints “oh, I never thought about it like that,” having similar life values and sense of humor, going on adventures together, picking up on each others mannerisms or words you use, visiting new places together, being inspired by each other, encouraging each other to always think bigger, “I believe in you” energy
tenth house synastry: “that’s my baby!” being each other’s biggest cheerleaders/ motivators, seeing the potential in each other, being at each other’s sides through successful moments (graduations, job promotions etc), helping each other in regards to family issues or altering each others mindsets in regards to your values and family traditions, both of you sacrificing things so the other person can succeed or help each other with your goals, “no, I want to help this is important to you so its important to me” energy, one of you looking at the other as a leader, one of you being more dominant than the other, going to each other for advice on important matters first before going to anybody else, finding each other very ambitious and attractive, having a reputation as a couple, people seeing you as a pair, meeting through work or during a time in your life in which you were starting a new chapter in regards to career success, both telling each other about your goals and plans, this is the couple or friendship that would do well making vision boards together
eleventh house synastry: “no matter what, I’ll always be by your side” this is the energy of friends to lovers, or between people that have been friends for a very long time, communication is effortless, both of you could seem similar like you fall in the same categories in regards your surroundings or values, could have grown up together, elevating and motivating each other, “f*ck them if they dont appreciate you” speeches given to each other, a lot of inside jokes, “wyd? im going to go pick you up” energy, both can introduce the other to new people or help them network/ find new opportunities, making eye contact in a crowded room and being able to communicate with each other, you both can ground each other when one is overwhelmed, “you make me feel safe” energy, being able to be the most authentic/ goofy sides of yourself with the other person and knowing that they will not judge you
twelfth house synastry: “you were in my dream last night.” somehow sharing the deepest secrets with each other or confessing things you normally wouldn’t tell other people, seeing each other at your “worst,” seeing each other cry, able to comfort each other without words, both of you being able to tell when something is wrong with the other even when you hide it, being extremely sensitive to each other’s words, being able to tell when the other is hiding something or lying, being able to say exactly the right thing when the other is upset, the silence becoming consuming when you aren’t on good terms and the silence being peaceful when you are, seeing the darkest parts of yourselves in the other, this is the love where one misses the others stare, a love that transcends physical boundaries, a spiritual connection, “all I think about is you” energy, one of kind energy that can either transform or destroy
-💖✨rxmxa