“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

But what if half your ocs are softys and not made for fighting?

dating sim

this post changed the game

Hey btw if you don’t know how to program, you should check out [novelty], which is a free Visual Novel creation software. Absolutely no programming required, and it’s super easy to use, I played with it some when I was a teen but the only reason I didn’t do much with it is cuz I made my story complicated and had like 5000 different branching routes that kept spawning new routes and made myself confused LMAO

But yeah, it’s a WYSIWYG with a really straight-forward GUI, if I remember correctly.

It even comes with some free backgrounds and characters and stuff, and this is what it looks like:

Did I mention it’s super duper free? It hasn’t been updated since 2010, but it has basically all you’d need to make a simple visual novel.

Just make sure your DirectX runtime is updated, cuz it can act buggy if it’s outdated, but this program is so old that I doubt it’d even be an issue lol

holy shit

This is so cool? Can you imagine fanfic in this format?

tbh i would rather drink an entire 50 gallon barrel of my own tears than to sacrifice the chargers

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

you’re doing god’s work here

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

Gucci and Beyond photographed by Robert Luchford

Is no one going to say anything about the sexy talaxian in the first one?????

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? 

at what point do i just give up?

I’m sorry the who now

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold, 

Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

I just realized this guy is probably The Onceler

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BOTTOM RIGHT IMAGE IS OF A WOMAN WITH A FUCKING WONDER BREAD CHAINSAW

wait a minute isn’t this the guy whos commission was REJECTED BY FUCKING SHADMAN

WHAT

What the fuck do you have to ask for to make Shadman back the fuck up?

Hey yeah I actually know this guy, and like, have talked with him.

please share your conversation with him or something like i desire to know what kind of guy he is

He absolutely was not just a normal guy with a weird kink. This shit was his life pretty much.

He had lots of talk about consumerism, slavery, and capitalism and why there were all good things. Almost to the point of a religion to him. He tried talking to me about his commission of a comic of, I believe, Asami cutting down a rainforest and industrializing it, and like weird undertone of loving sandwhiches. Everything he talked about in this aspect came down to sandwhiches with him.

He has spent thousands of dollars if not more on commissions for Asami abusing Korra

Asami owning a sandwich factory and slave labor

Blonde women own sandwhich factories and cutting down large expanses of forests

And the list goes on to other really strange stuff, but none of it inherently sexual

The only time I’ve known something sexual was his commission for shadman, which was, to the best of my memory, him asking Shadman to draw Korra and Asami abuse porn with like focus on Korra having a limp dick, that’s the most I remember from the screenshots he showed of his conversation with shadman, which he did show off and talk about how unprofessional shadman was for refusing to draw his commission.

The way he fucking talks is just something mind blowing to see a man this far stuck in his own little hole.

On a more dark and serious subject, he has been fired from his job and possibly disowned from his family for this kinda stuff. He talked about assaulting, sexually assaulting, and insulting the race or sexuality of his coworkers. People caught on he was kinda fucked up, and emailed his boss over that stuff and got him fired. I got to watch as he complained about it and the entire forum that he was on talking about it blew up for a good solid 2 hours over how fucked up this guy is for thinking he did nothing wrong, and him insulting everyone. It was absolutely bonkers.

Please do not give Murrlogic commissions, his money isn’t worth being associated with this man. Over all he is a very disgusting person and while it’s fun to point and laugh, he is really not someone who should be given the time of day.

hoooooly fuck that’s like 9 layers of batshit

Shit…. talk about a fuckin rabit hole worth of crazy…

I looked up this murrlogic guy and

stop the ride i want to get off

If it’s enough to scare Shadman away I can’t even look at it 

Lmfao I used to do commissions for this person.

You got to one fucked up guy if shadman refuses to draw your commission.

If for whatever reason you want to look further into this guy here is a kiwifarms forum post on the fella

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/murrlogic-murrlogic1-damien6-micklemacklemckay-michael-mckay.40262/ 

Reblogged again but with more reblog comments… As well as awareness… of this dude….

yeahhh I had to double check and he is definitely still kicking, and unfortunately seems to have gotten to craig of the creek now too: (warning for disturbing pictures, this is his gallery, he’s now murrlogic1)

and then there’s this, 

this post saved me, thank you so much he seemed so normal but I really don’t want to know what he would have wanted to commission me for, oh boy– stay safe everyone!!

I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

Don’t

Play D&D with anyone you wouldn’t want to go on a 3 hour car trip with.

D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins

Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics

Anyways In trying to make Betty boops Love interest look like her they accidently made the butch femme couple of the centery .Thank you for coming to my TEDX talk.

Preview of a piece for @a-destiny-forged zine! I saw a post on tumblr that just said “big buff orc girls. reblog if you agree.” I agreed so hard I had to draw it.

So y’know THIS big hunk of woman? She’s gonna be in the A Destiny Forged art book, along with some other huge orc babes ;) 

You can get the PDF for just $10 (That’s 75 illustrations! That’s each illustration for a fraction of a cent!) OR if you wanna be able to run your fingers down glossy printed pages you could get the book for just $25. We also have loads of other extras you can get if you’re just *that* thirsty for fantasy art.

Check it out on Kickstarter by clicking this link!

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We are a team of 65 artists from around the world who have spent the last few months creating a collection of 81 pages of original fantasy artwork for you to enjoy. Our book will be 8.5″x11″ and in glorious full color to show off the fantastical digital and traditional illustrations we’ve made. But enough talk, let’s check out some previews of the artwork!

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I wanna get buff. It’s one of my few wishes in life. I need to be able to lift my friends up both emotionally and physically. I do not, however, want to Ever do Any exercise in my life.

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”