actor!jean who doesn’t know how to react to all this attention that he’s suddenly getting. he’s always been on the sidelines, his popularity never soaring as high as eren’s or levi’s. it makes him a little nervous and he can’t help but overthink how he should act in public now. he’s always been so relaxed about his public image before, and it suited him just fine because no one would be paying any attention to him anyway. but now he’s starting to realise why eren is always so snarky about the paparazzi and reporters in public. 

actor!jean who just wants to go to his favourite bar on a thursday night. it’s quieter than it is on the weekends so he doesn’t expect to be bombarded with fans the second he steps foot inside. who leaves and decides he can’t go out in peace anymore without one of those stupid disguises his friends always insist on wearing, and he does exactly that but when the bouncers ask him to remove his glasses and hat for security purposes, he knows he’s fucked. 

actor!jean who stumbles into a small pub that you’re working nights at. it’s small enough that the security guards are nowhere in sight, regardless of the group of burly men who are speaking and laughing much too loudly. but for once, the attention is off of him and he takes a seat in the corner and asks you for a glass of scotch. he’s glad that you don’t ask questions, don’t try to pry and make small talk like so many other bartenders do because it gives him time to admire the way your work so hard from the corner of his eye. who gets all tongue-tied when you ask for his name when he’s about to leave. he’s not worried about getting caught or anything like that, which is a surprise to him, but he actually doesn’t mind giving you his real name and that scares him a little bit. 

actor!jean who gets attached to you a little too easily. it’s only been a few weeks but he can’t help it because you’re so sweet and you actively listen to him in a way that most people never do until they know who he is. and that’s the main problem because he still doesn’t know how to break it to you that he’s the jean kirstein. 

actor!jean who feels so guilty for thinking of you late at night in the comfort of his bed. he hasn’t been with someone in so long but every time he tries, he keeps thinking of you and it makes him sick because you’d definitely be disgusted if you knew. he doesn’t know how to deal with all these feelings and forces himself to keep them under wraps—to keep you under wraps. he begins to lie a lot more smoothly now when connie or sasha ask him where he’s been or why he’s always skipping their weekly game nights. but when filming starts again, he’s forced to work day and night, back to back, and he begins to realise how much he craves your presence. 

actor!jean who is absolutely wrecked to find out that you’re not working at the pub anymore when he finally has time to visit again a few weeks later. who doesn’t understand how you could just leave without a word or even an explanation, and now he’s frustrated beyond relief. who hires private investigators to find out where you are, and shows up at the next bar you’re working at just to see you again. 

Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

Metalhead Ajax is a menace to society

a/n: much awaited pt 2(?) of my metalhead series :3 I’m working on metalhead itto now

cw: spit, messy & rough, mocking, toys (dildos, vibrators, nipple clamps), anal fingering, overstimulation, nipple piercings, bunny pet name, piercings.

Just thought of the dumbest BNHA idea ever. Everything about the backstory is the same, EXCEPT none of the OfA holders know it exists until they die and go to ghost jail. They just. Keep passing it on by sheer chance. All Might and Midoriya just think they're miraculously late bloomers. Third barely registered the change because his quirk is so similar. The others were just like 'well quirks are just like that sometimes.' Nana thought her quirk might actually be 'be like Superman' and was always really disappointed about the lack of laser eyes. AfO is losing his mind, because none of these gremlins have any sense of continuity, they just decide to fight him anyway. I'm going to go to bed chuckling about this.

Dude. This would make things so much more healthy (mentally) for all the OfA holders. No pressure, just general hero morals and stubbornness. Izuku probably gets hurt less here, too. He doesn't know the quirk came from All Might, so there are less expectations. Maybe he'd be more willing to ask for help. Or at least have one less secret, which would make it easier for people to offer help. All Might would be better off too. He would have picked up the weight of the world over time, as he progressed as a hero, not had it dumped on his shoulders as his mentor died. The butterfly wings here are lovely.

Yes! My thought is that Izuku and All Might just don't have any reason to lie about being late bloomers, not that they know about. So all the teachers at UA know Izuku just got his quirk that year and are probably going to have different expectations. There's none of that 'successor' nonsense. Toshinori is mentoring Izuku, not expecting Izuku to take on all his problems or become the #1 hero when he retires. Nighteye, who is really way too invested in All Might's legacy, might, though.

Meanwhile, All Might does know AfO as 'that villain who killed my teacher in front of me' and- That's pretty much it, actually. He probably came across the multiple quirk thing at some point, but there's no connection between the two of them beyond the murder thing. Toshinori isn't expecting to have an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny with the guy, who is almost certainly not the 'quirk boogeyman' from the dawn of quirks. That's just crazy.

Now, I'm torn between AfO knowing that all the OfA holders are oblivious and hating it, just absolutely tearing his hair out over it because he's a drama kid at heart and the OfA holders aren't giving him anything to work with, and him being equally clueless and thinking that they do know about OfA and that they are doing the whole nemesis thing (they aren't). I don't know which one is funnier.

But how it is getting passed on if they don't know about it. Does Izuku randomly eat a hair or drink so blood

Humans shed hair and skin cells all the time (most dust - up to fifty percent - in your house is made of this), not to mention All Might's respiratory issues. I'd be more surprised if it turned out people didn't accidentally ingest bits of other people that they have close contact with on a regular basis. Although I'm not sure how alive the DNA has to be for OfA to move... I'd suspect not very, since they did it with a hair in canon, and you can't even do DNA testing on hair unless you have the root, so...

Gosh, the more I think about this AU the less cracky it seems.

I’m pretty sure the biggest part of passing on OfA is intent, and it’s explicitly stated in the manga that it can be passed on without the permission of the person receiving it, so this is actually really plausible. As long as the OfA user has a student or friend that they look at and think “wow I want that person to become strong and capable and surpass even what I can teach them” they are probably close enough to breathe in DNA or whatever.

Personally I’m a fan of AfO thinking that the OfA users know about everything because that leads to the hysterical image of a long train of people who all receive the SAME dramatic nemesis speech from the SAME random overpowered underground shadow king who keeps referencing their friends and their friends’ friends and yet still not putting together the pieces.

How am I supposed to tell real bananas apart from chocolate ones anymore CHOCOLATE MAN!!!!

eyes on me.

Megumi is so sick of you right now. 

You’re pouting, with your little sighs and mournful groans as you lean against his sofa, your blue sleep shorts riding dangerously high as you drape your leg over his thigh. You’re pouting as you play with your food, picking at the pink icing of the cake slice before making a face at it, mumbling how it resembles Itadori’s hair; which is baffling since you’re the one who picked it out from the cake shop. 

You’re pouting over a boy on Valentine’s day. 

chubby chaser childe who’s so unbelievably pussydrunk on you that he’s babbling like a fool and genuinely can’t stop running his mouth. he’s fucking you mating-press style just the way you and him like it so he can press himself up against your squishy tummy and chest while he’s fucking into you deep enough to make you cry out on each thrust. him rambling out like “fuck, you feel so good, archons you’re dripping wet all over me, you’re so fucking soft, soft little body’s all mine—“ while he grunts and squeezes his eyes shut tight bc he just can’t handle how good you feel. childe who insists on you riding him so he can see the way your tits and belly jiggle for his viewing pleasure while he gropes your thick thighs and slaps your squishy ass just to watch you squirm on top of him. childe who laughs when you bashfully go “i’m too heavy” after he asks you to sit on his face. chubby chaser childe who wants absolutely nothing more than to have you sit in his lap and cockwarm him while he’s doing work but you both know it’ll inevitably turn into sex with you bent over his desk bc he’s downright insatiable, but who could blame him? nobody else alive would ever be able to resist a body as soft, doughy, malleable, and plush as yours

—somebody asked for eren x chubby reader

eren jaeger who sees thick women and forgets how to speak. just chants random syllables at you until you finally get that he’s trying to talk to you, and he isn’t some lunatic speaking a different language.

eren “i can handle it, baby” jaeger who keeps you in his lap even when you try to shy away from him ‘cause you’re a little scared. you couldn’t move if you wanted to, he’s got his arms wrapped around you tight. when eren wants something, he gets it.

eren who can lift you up with ease. he’s always pressing you into him, wants to be flush with you—even if you’re embarrassed bc your chub’s rubbing into him. he promises he loves the way it feels, loves how your softness compliments his hardness.

eren who puts you on your back so he can thigh fuck you nice n slow 🥺 says you’ve been driving him crazy in this little skirt you’ve got on all day. damn tease. you gonna help him relieve this mess you caused? hm?

the first time is always hard.

it’s awkward and terrifying with the way guilt creeps up on him and yet at the same time, it feels so good. it’s worth it, he reckons, even though he couldn’t make eye contact with you for the next few days. so, obviously he does it again. 

and again. 

until it feels normal. until the act of stealing your underwear from your room becomes the norm for him every time he sleeps over at your place during thanksgiving break. it’s all he can do to appease his frustrations while he desperately wishes you would look past him being your brothers best friend and actually see him as a man. he could make you happy if you would just give him one chance, one date, or even just one kiss.

because eren knows a lot about you.

modernau

the first time is always hard.

it’s awkward and terrifying with the way guilt creeps up on him and yet at the same time, it feels so good. it’s worth it, he reckons, even though he couldn’t make eye contact with you for the next few days. so, obviously he does it again. 

and again. 

until it feels normal. until the act of stealing your underwear from your room becomes the norm for him every time he sleeps over at your place during thanksgiving break. it’s all he can do to appease his frustrations while he desperately wishes you would look past him being your brothers best friend and actually see him as a man. he could make you happy if you would just give him one chance, one date, or even just one kiss.

because eren knows a lot about you.

Who’s Sky?

when u……when…..  🧍‍♂️

my top 10 ships of all-time (2022 update) #7. emma swan & killian jones – once upon a time “Just because you learn that you come from true love doesn’t mean you believe that you’ll ever find it. But thanks to you, now I have.”

devil in disguise

(ft. kenma kozume)

minors dni

warnings: slight yandere kenma, dubcon, toxic relationship, powerplay, slight exhibitionism, dry humping, one titty slap, dom!kenma, kenma’s the son of a yakuza boss, reader is prisoner, unedited. 

          The slow click of the lock is startling in the middle of the night. It echoes, and the sound feels too sinister—too planned. It makes your stomach churn and you’re seconds away from throwing up yesterday’s lunch. 

         Kuroo leans against the doorframe, his hair is messier than you’ve seen it in the past few days. He rubs the sleep from his eyes slowly before he stops, squinting at you through the darkness. “You’re awake.”

         He says it as a question but doesn’t wait for a response. Instead, flicks on the dimmed lights and leaves. You can hear the hushed conversation from outside, and the mention of his name has your stomach clenching as you curl further into yourself until you’re flush against the hard, cold walls. The last thing you want is to face him again so soon, especially since you still haven’t decided on your answer to his offer.

         Kenma’s footsteps are as silent as ever when he walks in. The bed creaks slightly when he sits on the edge and you can’t help but flick your gaze between him and Kuroo, who’s now leaning against the doorframe. The smirk that he has plastered on doesn’t help your predicament, and you opt to stare at the fuzzy material of Kenma’s evening robe, the black and white kitten print is uncharacteristic of him, a start contrast to what you’ve seen in the past few weeks. “You have an answer for me yet?”

forgot the taglist! those in italics couldn’t be tagged. 

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put on a show

(ft. takao kazunari)

minors dni. 

          — warnings: mutual masturbation, sharing of explicit pictures and videos, not edited, i’m pretty sure that’s it.

          The sound of the camera shutter is loud. Louder than you expect, and louder than it should be. It makes you a little jumpy, a little apprehensive, as trepidation courses through the blood in your veins and your stomach flips again and again.

         Risque pictures were really not your forte.

         You tug at the old, worn out, orange jersey. The fabric is soft, and far more comfortable than you’d ever expect. You hold the neckline of it up to your nose. It smells of cedar and sandalwood, and you’re transported back to last week when he had taken his jersey off and thrown it at you. You had been too distracted by the small sliver of his abs that had peeked out to notice the material come flying directly towards your face. He had definitely flashed his abs on purpose. 

         As a friend, Takao was fun, inherently cheerful and sometimes teased you so hard, you’d wish you could shut him up for good. But as a boyfriend? You’d be lucky to make it out of the relationship in one piece. 

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i'm about to scam so many wizards and demons and other supernatural dealmakers with 1 simple trick

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i never told you the quality of what you were getting, just that you could have all of it. get played lol

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