HEY this looks pretty messy but i read gideon the ninth a few days ago and im not normal anymore so i wanted to draw them, and my copy of harrow the ninth is still gonna take a day or 2 to get to my house so i am completely inconsolable, DONT TELL ME ANY SPOILERS OR ILL PISS A BRICK AND CRY
the lazy river at water parks was made to appeal to relaxing adults and possibly accidentally those who like to pretend to be otters, sharks and various water type pokemon
hi i finally read harrow the ninth and WTF??? WTF???? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!???????? maybe sometime in the future ill draw more real fanart but until then take all my cope meme doodles
hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.
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Worms discover the fresh food section
They composting bebe
I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.
Note that Africa isn’t on there. Proud bastion of Bovidae!
There is actually one (1) species of deer native to Africa: the Atlas deer, native to Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia
This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️
Lol. Everyone in the notes freaking out like 'I live by the sea, don't jump in, it dangerous'.
Like, guys, guys, listen, you don't understand. They don't mean... They want to be... Listen, ok, I grew up on the sea, I've been through hurricanes on trawlers and gale force 9 storms crewing tallships. I've seen enormous waves absolutely destroy boats. I've been caught in riptides while scuba diving and felt the complete powerlessness of it. The sea will absolutely annihilate you, consume you, never give up your body, and not even notice.
I know the power of the sea better than most, however, I know exactly what they mean. Sometimes you see it churning with unfathomable power and all you want is to just get in the sea and have it absolutely fuckin blast you clean. Like sandblast your fuckin soul. Fuckin powerwash your bones clean. Ya know?
Can confirm, getting beat up by the ocean is a religious experience.
Just remembered Jon was like 14 when he left for the wall
louis… have you heard of this singer, louis? lana del rey… she speaks to me like the siren to the sailor. ecoutez; her calls for undying love and handsome men. ah, a woman after my own heart. she claims her “pussy” tastes like “pepsi cola”. isnt that intriguing, louis?
louis, mon cher…would you still love me as I love you if I were a vile creature of the earth louis…if I were un ver de terre, a worm, perhaps? Our vampiric bond would not break louis, this bond of l’amour, si j’étais un worm, non?
louis....look at what i have discovered, in the deepest of oceans, there lives bob l'éponge who resides inside a pineapple house....merde....il est cuisinier de friture....what a sad, despondent life he leads....
Louis... mon cher... Je sais that la petite mademoiselle Claudia means a lot to you, je veux what's best for her too. Mais, pour être honnête, Je ne think pas she's as happy with us in our home as she would be otherwise. Fortunately, I have found a group of mentors seemingly adequate to her needs. These cinq garçons, musiciens majestueux, one has your namesake, Louis, offer une grand récompense monétaire pour l'adoption d'une fille, and ous can see her when they're on toure. Elles cinq sont called... Une Directioneaux???
