love the word "methinks". like lol. yeah. me sure is thinksing.
Methinks therefore meam
ladies, ladies, please- one at a time! i can only block you so fast
Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”
Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very... fun past couple days
the current icon as of dec 11

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!
me when I find the person (dead or alive) responsible for having private companies help you file taxes in the US
SOCIETY IF I KNEW ABOUT THIS [utopia]
the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho
hot weather lovers be like yessss i love when my asscrack is sweaty and my skin is sticky and when every insect in a 4 mile radius is sent real time GPS coordinates of my legs
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
This is the best response I’ve seen to anything possibly ever
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
Coffee drinkers’ world map
every new thing you see deals an additional d10 psychic damage
Love the designers slapping India in the ocean like it’s still the Late Cretaceous
in other words, now
Place your bets... would hate for you to miss out on such a momentous occasion...







