It is what it is

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

“alright let’s get serious” *sits back on an office chair as a potato*

Saturn Devouring His Son

throwing up laughing realizing there's an entire subset of people who were laughing at lean jokes without knowing what lean is and have gotten so offended when they're told it's a drug what did you think it was about? purple water?

mfw purple cup of water 😂😂 silly water youre not purple 😝

i love how this is just not true i forgot how much people love to lie on here

My tragic accident when I was making a classic Jolly Ranchers Sprite In Two Styrofoam Cups and the shelf gave way on my prized promethazine syrup collection

...wut.

So poor people don’t deserve to have money?!

THEY’LL JUST WASTE IT ON SURVIVAL! 

TIME OUT! I called time out!

That corgi said:

"don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

my brain the second week into college:

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

I mean, if we do it right, the idea is to make sure the fascists are the ones dying.

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

this is the only good post i will ever make

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox