Maid0fV0id

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

Remember when "take your meds!" was a kind suggestion said to help people remember to take medication that was actually helpful to them and not something screamed at people who vent about "scary" disorders who aren't even on any medication, but that the person screaming it wishes they were so they wouldn't have to hear about it?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Just got colonised :(

the best part of rvb is when they refer to tex by he/him pronouns for like 2 episodes and church just rolls with it

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

the thing is, the phineas and ferb version is just so much funnier and more actually applicable

original idiom is "anything that happens a lot"

p&f version is "weirdly specific thing that happens more times than would really make sense"

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

La Dame de Saint-Sernin, and an Early Dynastic Sumerian lady

@the-knife-consumer

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

all of the mercs being in a huge polycule except scout and pyro is always so funny to me. like no not you

have I ever talked about how much I love TF2? I love tf2. and I don't mean the gameplay and shit i have never ever played tf2 I mean the characters. I am fully locked into the fanfics and shipping side of the fandom and I couldn't be happier. Pyroscout enjoyers rise up

Stop trying to be productive

poll time

reblogs would be appreciated for a bigger sample :]

You main pyro because of the playing style. I main pyro because Im having a constant gender identity crisis. We are not the same

I wonder where they're going!

pyro has something to show scout!!