"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

Their primary diet consists of leaves of absence.

Harrowhark and the river

Bc sometimes i do remember to draw and this series man. Man. Just. And i feel like theres more tlt fans here on tumblr so hello sexy people

Harrowhark Nonagesimus Heir to the House of The Ninth, Reverend Daughter of Drearburh

king jizzer and the wizard pisser

I haven’t been here for years now.

Anyway, here’s a commission I finished a while ago.

This beef bourguignon is eminently shaggable

you people really will reblog anything

custom painted jacket comm for @soupcans oh to be a walking vintage dnd guidebook

REBLOGGING AGAIN BC I JUST NOTICED THE WIZARD IS WEARING CROCS

Miles should know better than to look directly at the sun ☀️

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

after the initial shock of being plunged into the icy cold lake of seeing my childhood action figures caressing each others sweaty chests in a gentle, hidden moment after a battle, i’ve been able to get my wits about me and realize that yeah, i’m kinda with it

it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.

berry time

Whatcha got there?

NOT FOR BEAR!!!

RUDE

In theological terms, this is called a dick move.

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it's not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it's crying. This feels unfair.

the philippine hanging-parrot is a small parrot species endemic to the philippines. they primarily inhabit moist tropical forest habitats, feeding on nectar and soft fruits such as figs. unlike most parrots, they are seldom found in large groups, and more commonly seen as an individual or in pairs. males and females can be distinguished by red feathers on the male’s chin or chest, which the female lacks (except in one subspecies, in which neither sex has red coloration there). they are also one of the only parrot species to gather nesting material; most parrot species nest in bare or sparsely lines tree cavities. while the species is currently considered ‘least concern’ by the IUCN, their population is in decline due to capture for the pet trade & habitat loss.

I love this post! I found out about hanging parrots recently. Here are some more photos of them living up to their name.

Philippine hanging parrot (photo by Alden Fernandez)

Blue-crowned hanging parrot (photo by Stign De Win)

Vernal hanging parrot (photo by Raj Dhage)

Sri Lanka hanging parrot (photo by Corey Callaghan)

Sula hanging parrot (photo by Alpian Maleso)

And my personal favorite:

Papuan hanging parrot (photo by Mark Van Biers)

Birds I have seen, according to autocorrect.

@todaysbird

anyone who told you shitting in the woods is relaxing or magical is fucking lied to you my delicate exposed penis is under attack from all sides by wasps and venomous snakes

the funkiest little fake nun

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

Who the fuck is Jon Sims