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@magpithy

feeling fruity, like an egg, always_any pronouns
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gayhex

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

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gayhex

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

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Glass Onion was so real for having a bunch of A-lister actors and celebs in tiny minor 10-second roles all throughout the movie. Hugh Grant as Benoit's... husband? butler? roommate? amazing. Ethan Hawke as "Efficient Man"? I expected him to join the group on the boat, but then I honestly forgot about him until the credits. Joseph Gordon-Lewitt as the voice of the hourly "Dong"? wouldn't be the same without him. I thought Jackie Hoffman would be in the whole movie? still iconic though. Natasha Lyonne, Serena Williams, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Yo-Yo Ma, Stephen Sondheim all playing themselves for maybe a minute? Angela Lansbury had a guest appearance at one point?? honestly, love that for them, this is what all movies should be like

Hannibal should not exist. It’s a cat-and-mouse game between Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham. It’s a police procedural about the world’s most unhinged and creative serial killers. Will dresses slutty and flirts with Lecter to catch him. They make many cannibal puns. They have a daughter, who also kills people, who is also killed by Hannibal during their breakup. Hannibal tries to eat Will’s brain. Will gets married for the bit. Hannibal uses a cattle prod to milk a dude. Theres an avant garde lesbian sex scene. Will goes to therapy just to call his therapist a bitch and be homoerotic. Hannibal and Will celebrate getting together by brutally murdering a man and throwing themselves off a cliff. You need a thesaurus to follow half the conversations and a degree in art theory to dissect some of the imagery. It’s the perfect show.

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Acofaf did an incredible job of portraying such a beautiful love story of two people trapped by their respective roles in society. One trapped by their high-status, the other, underappreciated. They come together despite the odds, and find love.

Of course I'm talking about the power couple that is author Airry Pearry and actor Jeremy Renner

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