What is it with long-form shows about the supernatural making their fan-favourite queer ships go canon in the most homophobic way possible??
If the breakout in the last of us happened in 2003 that means they got no supernatural which means they live in a world without omegaverse
I think it's very sexy when a fictional character knows they're doomed but makes the conscious choice to keep trying anyway
op are you defending macbeth right now
Assume I'm doing whatever you think will bother everyone the most
every time you find yourself here, it's because you chose to come back.
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet
blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool
yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one
purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show
Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable
Red - Mad
Glass Onion was so real for having a bunch of A-lister actors and celebs in tiny minor 10-second roles all throughout the movie. Hugh Grant as Benoit's... husband? butler? roommate? amazing. Ethan Hawke as "Efficient Man"? I expected him to join the group on the boat, but then I honestly forgot about him until the credits. Joseph Gordon-Lewitt as the voice of the hourly "Dong"? wouldn't be the same without him. I thought Jackie Hoffman would be in the whole movie? still iconic though. Natasha Lyonne, Serena Williams, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Yo-Yo Ma, Stephen Sondheim all playing themselves for maybe a minute? Angela Lansbury had a guest appearance at one point?? honestly, love that for them, this is what all movies should be like
Benoit Blance has a husband who's baking cake and supports women of colors rights to go unhinged?? I have no choice but to stan
Hannibal should not exist. It’s a cat-and-mouse game between Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham. It’s a police procedural about the world’s most unhinged and creative serial killers. Will dresses slutty and flirts with Lecter to catch him. They make many cannibal puns. They have a daughter, who also kills people, who is also killed by Hannibal during their breakup. Hannibal tries to eat Will’s brain. Will gets married for the bit. Hannibal uses a cattle prod to milk a dude. Theres an avant garde lesbian sex scene. Will goes to therapy just to call his therapist a bitch and be homoerotic. Hannibal and Will celebrate getting together by brutally murdering a man and throwing themselves off a cliff. You need a thesaurus to follow half the conversations and a degree in art theory to dissect some of the imagery. It’s the perfect show.
*turns you into a little magpie through witchcraft*
oh wow thanks so much!!! :> (<- typed using my beak)
this is me now
dabloons. dabloonsona. dabloon cat. the nature of humanity is that every so often someone accidentally invents garfield the deals warlock again
hey (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) thought about my character again. yeah the one i like
the strong urge to wear a long, blood red velvet cloak at all times. where does it come from.
Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."
You're laughing. Jared Padalecki has been cast as Goncharov in the Goncharov remake and you're laughing
I hope Neil Gaiman knows that he is not included in the anti-celebrity offensive. He is a local and a key member of our community.
Acofaf did an incredible job of portraying such a beautiful love story of two people trapped by their respective roles in society. One trapped by their high-status, the other, underappreciated. They come together despite the odds, and find love.
Of course I'm talking about the power couple that is author Airry Pearry and actor Jeremy Renner
#squakeye
So glad that the sluttiness is surviving the Matt Murdock reboot, been back for one ep and is already fucking







