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There's a lesson here

Hand Sanitizer breaks the cycle of time

That works for me

You know what? Fuck you *un-ouros your boros*

Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably

Broke: Whoa look at the colors... the movement of the fish

Bespoke: [pacing in the Ancient China exhibit] the eunuchs are lying to us

OH MY GOD! EXTREME VENOMVERSE #4 JUST INTRODUCED A MAGICAL GIRL VERSION OF VENOM! LOOK AT HER!

never played fear and hunger. i heard it's about found family and has gay people in it

im trying to reach this purity in life

I never liked the beach in my life but somebody please fly me to the beach where pigs just kinda waltz up with little pigs and be both big and little pigs on the beach at you

An interesting historical fact is that 1 in every 50,000 humans born with the capability of doing dynasty warriors shit to destroy entire armys in 8 secons

bowling lane 5 is closed due to the scary hand

Guy wearing a harness at pride except it says "NERVOUS" on it

The notes on this have started to annoy me so I will turn off reblogs soon everyone say goodbye nervous harness post

karin doodle for th end of the month

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

cowboys be like "nah that feller is just a companion to keep the trail a bit less lonely & a lot less dangerous" & then ride funny in the saddle the next 2 days

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

Bill Watterson, 1995

You're not alone or the first to feel like everything is going too fast

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

i must be really bad at interpreting facial expressions, because when this meme took off, everyone seemed to interpret the woman's face as "horny" or "yearning"

but i only saw simmering rage

new tag game: if you're neurodivergent, how did you initially interpret her expression?

I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it

the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up