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rob mcelhenney

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bean--man

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

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dunkstein

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

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sleepbby

be sure to understand ur s/o’s way of showing affection and make them aware of yours.. some ppl show affection by buying u things and some ppl will say I love u a million times and some will make u breakfast some will leave u the last ice cream, but it’s really important to know about these things bc u could not notice them and feel unloved while your s/o feels taken for granted and it’s just all a big misunderstanding so please talk about these things

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magnesiumfluoride

love languages!! but they go both ways, you gotta learn to speak each other’s when they’re not the same

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parker2point0

so this isn’t a surprise, but Pokemon Go Fest in Chicago is a disaster. They booked a park too small for the amount of people they sold tickets to, so the lines are absolutely gigantic. They didn’t get extra cell towers for mobile data to handle the load, so no one can actually play. Which resulted in huge groups of people chanting “We Can’t Play!”

the second coming of dashcon

#holy fuck grant park isn't big enough??#grant park where they have lollapalooza??#how did they over sell grant park???