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heartwarming: the most beautiful woman you know is a faggot

Um. Signalis is good

Ok im kissing you whatever 🙄

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

your mind

Isaac's first good day

hello can anyone hear me

why am i there

Nintendo Consoles Through the Generations 

Had the idea of “what if I did models of the Nintendo consoles as if they were rendered on themselves?” and I did just that!

I plan on uploading timelapses of the process for each one. I have other timelapses on my youtube channel right now! Check it out, if you’d like!  

Click here view my Youtube channel! 

This is really, really clever.

So you're an "epic meemelord" huh? Nice profile picture. High school DxD. Yeah i remember that one.. fits well with your zip-up gears of war hoodie,. Let me tell you how this workes kid. Im not pressinf charges. Youre not going to court. Youre not getting a "lawyer." Technically youre not even under arrest, in the legal sense. You are under 20 meters of solid concrete however.. and that microchip in your left shoulderblade? We disabled the GPS with a powerful magnet. No one's coming to save you, not Radeon, not Inspiron, no one. And you're not getting out until you tell me where all those pappadeauxs gift cards "disappeared" to...... Here, suck this gun. You taste that fluid leaking out of the barrel? That's fresh melted oryx butter, straight from the atlas mountains, aged and spiced with cardamom and saffron. Suck all the butter out. Suck it out. (Hammer clicks) suck it out

why am i hard

[Image ID: Tweet from bobby payne (@/ hoopGoth) reading: once dated a girl who would eat a whole cake 3 bites at a time over the course of 3 weeks and when she ran out of cake she would go to the story and get a replacement cake. went to the cake store with her one time and her picture was on the wall. it was the only picture /End ID]

i'm so glad korean picrews never have dark skintone options bc wtf is this

you actually made it look better

Now she's wearing glasses.

even better now!

You ever plugged a jack into a guitar already connected to an amp? You know the low hum immediately followed by a loud hitch that calms down again? Like when you shove the jack into the port, the guitar goes from silently humming to loudly jolting and back to silently humming? Anyways yeah I think that’d be pretty hot if that happened to robot girls when you’re performing maintenance on them.

hot plugging (power immediately being delivered throught a cable rather than power negotiations happening first) is an idea that i recon i could adapt to horny robot girls

so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did  and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like 

“Wow bro, thanks for that blowjob!”

yo your brother kind of sucks

*person who eradicates wasps and spiders around their house with a passion voice* why are there so many mosquitoes around here wtf?

Person who bombs neighborhoods with pesticide every week in summer voice: huh sure are a lot of ticks here. And mosquitos. And fire ants. And cockroaches.

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes