really good picture

Someone needs to add Tommy he needs to join

Hey guys I’m at target does anyone want anything?

Uh oh looks like the sith are back

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

Guys i found a decapitated stretchy alien in an old toy box. Its so gross and old, take a look.

I'm sorry but why does that look like my almost dead 60+ year old uncle who abused my mom and her sister when they were growing up 💀

How the fuck should I know

What does “caked up” mean

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

March 25, 2023 - TERF piece of shit Posie Parker had to cut her transphobic event in Auckland, New Zealand, short after a huge crowd of locals decided to run her fascist ass out of town, and she was covered in tomato sauce.

She was so shaken by the event she ended her entire transphobic tour of Australia and New Zealand, which so far had mostly proven popular with literal neo-nazis, and fled the country entirely. Good job, Auckland! [video]/[video]

amazing use of tomato sauce people!!! 👏 this is what the tomato community is ABOUT 🍅🏳️‍⚧️

it says the actual flavour right here :/

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

this photo of OP holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios is so beloved to me

0/10 babygirl this was absolutely horrendous👎🏿👎🏿

had a dream about an isopod drinking from a tiny water bottle

Yup. In case you were wondering, this is what happens when you get the horse on Colossus 13.

I love games like this that are just so absurdly beautiful and lifelike because the bugs and glitches are just that much more jarring.

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

Happy Almond Milk Year!

Happy almond milk year!!

HAPPY ALMOND MILK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.

Ps2 save icons

reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn

why are you talking about a soup and sandwich combo like it's molly

have you ever seen a swallowtail caterpillar defend itself?

I can't get over how it has Instant Eyebrows

This is called an osmeterium! It’s a defensive organ found in all swallowtails caterpillars. They evert it when disturbed, as you saw above, to either startle their foe or gross them out with the foul-smelling secretions the organ emits :)

Caterpie

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.

Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.

The fact that the dead version is in kid's books and cartoons is the saddest part; they're endearing children to basically a different, fictionalized animal and telling them that's how it really looks. It was declared "world's ugliest animal" based on a busted up corpse :(

Hiromu Arakawa FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

THESE TIDDIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS.