just did a hit of pillow and blanky

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

World Heritage Post

To be a man, you don’t need to:

• bind your chest

• wear masculine clothes

• have short hair

• have a penis

BUT, you must be:

• swift as a coursing river

• with all the force of a great typhoon

• with all the strength of a raging fire

• mysterious as the dark side of the Moon

Angst fics can help people come to terms with their own grief, begin healing, or give people that good cry that they need.

Smut fics can help people affirm and accept their sexuality. It can help them explore their sexuality in a safe way. They can also just be fun, and having fun is a drastically undervalued way to improve your mental health.

Dark fics can help people face their fears or process their trauma. It can make them feel safer and more secure. It can help them find their courage.

Fluff fics can give people rest and respite and comfort. It can give them hope that soft places exist and that maybe there is one out there for them. It can bring up their mood, which, if they have depression, can be a life saver.

And every fic people write makes someone feel less alone.

Point being, just because a particular thing doesn’t serve you, doesn’t mean it lacks value.

This is not to say that we have to consume all fic uncritically. Of course not. It is just to say that entire “genres” aren’t trash or lacking value just because they don’t serve you.

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ like never before, part 2 — han jisung x female reader

↻ 2.2k :: best friend's brother :: cw. explicit smut. soft dom!jisung, oral sex, fingering, handjob, overstimulation, choking, hair pulling, use of "baby," "baby girl," "slut".

you spend a part of your summer vacation at your rooomate's house, and her older brother is making you feel things you've never felt before. part two of a series of encounters. -- this time, jisung wants to honor his promise.

↻ 18+ mdni :: not proof read, pls be kind :: masterlist

•─────⋅☾ ☽⋅─────•

You turn on the light in the small room, carrying your bundle of clothes under your arm. There’s not that much to wash but you still insist on doing it yourself - your best friend’s family is already kind enough to let you stay at their house, it’s the least you can do. Besides, it won’t take very long. 

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ like never before, part 2 — han jisung x female reader

↻ 2.2k :: best friend's brother :: cw. explicit smut. soft dom!jisung, oral sex, fingering, handjob, overstimulation, choking, hair pulling, use of "baby," "baby girl," "slut".

you spend a part of your summer vacation at your rooomate's house, and her older brother is making you feel things you've never felt before. part two of a series of encounters. -- this time, jisung wants to honor his promise.

↻ 18+ mdni :: not proof read, pls be kind :: masterlist

•─────⋅☾ ☽⋅─────•

You turn on the light in the small room, carrying your bundle of clothes under your arm. There’s not that much to wash but you still insist on doing it yourself - your best friend’s family is already kind enough to let you stay at their house, it’s the least you can do. Besides, it won’t take very long. 

Stray Kids reaction to when you tell them to get on their knees

Genre: suggestive + fluff

Word Count: 800+

Summary: randomly telling them to get on their knees

Enjoy~

Chan-

Minho-

Changbin-

Hyunjin-

Jisung-

Felix-

Seungmin-

Jeongin-

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

ouch

pairing: college!Han Jisung x gn!reader; bestfriends to lovers

wordcount: 0.9k

genre: fluff

warnings: mentioning of burned fingers, red cheeks & cold water

copyright: @oddinarypanda​

“Ow! Ow! Damn!” Jisung’s cursing made you look up from your book in alarm. You had made yourself comfortable on his bed and had taken the time he was cooking to read up a bit more on the topic of your lecture tomorrow. You usually cooked for you two, whether you were in his one-bedroom apartment or yours, but this time he had insisted on cooking and who were you to refuse him his wish. You were still doubtful because Jisung wasn’t exactly known for his cooking skills.

So hearing his pained and indignant cry made you jolt up from your homework. “Jisung, are you okay?” You asked cautiously from the bed and were already about to get up to see what he had done. He frantically waved his hand in the air and pulled a pitiful pout, definitely one of his best.

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

63 medals for taekwondo and he’s backing up when he could probably flatten Han is precious. He’s definitely a lover not a fighter. I.N getting scared by Han’s scream is also precious.

♡A date with the dream man Han Jisung♡

“the only flowers a man will get are at his funeral” wrong and stupid. tell your girl you like flowers. name 3 flowers you like. put vases full of flowers around your house. everyone will catch on.

Hey. Thank you for posting this. I asked my partner if he liked flowers and I am buying him a dwarf rose bush today!!! I’m so happy you were there to remind me to ask him!

It never hurts to ask! You might find out they love flowers or you might find out they’re allergic.

Best wishes to your man and his dwarf rose. I wish them post longevity. There is a dwarf rose at my childhood home that is grown from the cuttings of a rose that belonged to my great grandmother. Did you know the oldest rosebush in the world is over 1,000 years old?

Translation:

UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I'm telling you.

It's not easy birthing a child... It's not easy.

What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?

Where is your husband?

get up and go write.

write for the people who will one day pore over the words you've chosen.

write for the people who think you could never have gotten so far.

write so you can bring words to life.

write so one day you can look back and see how far you've come.

write to inspire people who are too afraid, or who cannot, put words to paper.

write, because if you don't create this, who will?

and if anything, get up and go write for yourself. there's still so far to go. take a break, breathe, but go back. there's still so many things to share.

neurodivergent culture is the fear of knowing you're falling out of love with your special interest

Y/N: So, do I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?.

Loki: Neither.

Y/N: Good! Just a partner then :)

Loki:...

Loki: We're not even dating??.