in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly
ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends
me drinking water at night
you look kinda weird ngl
fuck your entire life
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
the way millennial parents talked about 'breaking the cycle of a toxic family' and just invented a new cycle
fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head
take his ass to the timeloop
PLEASE NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME
PLEASE NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME
PLEASE NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME
we should fucking kill job. no more job. has anyone else ever thought about this ?
-satan thinking about testing a mans faith in god
Jesus spent a month in the desert smoking fake carts with his androooooid charger
I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that
Yeah bro I’m a huge leftist activist I reblogged that “post this floppa to kill a cop” post like 10 times in a row
Anonymous asked:
Top 5 women?
well if you insist
wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!
connoreatspants is like what if we put a tumblrina in the body of a twitch streamer gamer dude
