A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

MASTERLIST

Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition

Part 2 — HE POUT ????

Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins

Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore

Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy

Part 6 — Please Sleep

Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK

Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator

Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!

Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town

Part 11 — HIT THE DECK

Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham

Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????

Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention

Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!

Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him

Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts

Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED

Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar

Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid

Part 21 — Temporary Baby Acquisition II

Part 22 — Valentine's Day <3

Part 23 — "I'm used to it"

Part 24 — Weird Bruce Wayne Pics

Part 25 — Permanent Baby Acquisition

Part 26 — Richard "Dick" Grayson

Part 27 — Who's Batman?

Part 28 — A Baby!!!!

Part 29 — Magical Girl Bruce

Part 30 — A Kid on the Roof

Part 31 — Grounded

Part 32 — Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!

Part 33 — Gotham Bingo Cards

Part 34 — A Secret Third Thing

Part 35 — Q&A with Bruce Wayne

Part 36 — Bat-Themed Bandaids

Part 37 — Bruce Wayne is MOTHER

Part 38 — Be Gay Do Crime

Part 39 — PLOT TWIST

Updates Once a Week :)

Good fun

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

distinguished

rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

BUDDY DADDIES WALLPAPERS

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

Mahouyome Wallpapers

Genshin: When you’re cold [V1]

Whenever I write these it’s always when I have a pile of requests on my desk that I said I was going to get to but never do. I even missed a day yesterday because I crashed and burned and slept the entire day haha. Might miss today too since I’m going out to see my mum. 

I just want to be happy and it’s cold af where I live. I’ve also learned from maagdalen that Russia is insane with snow.  

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Today’s appreciation post goes to asoundofdrop. Ty for the love on the Childe HCs hehe. Honestly, just the fact you tag everything blows my mind because I hate tagging so just seeing you do it with my mess of tags (back when I screamed my feelings before tumblr dropped the ban hammer on me) is like wow. That’s some next level effort, wish I had that haha;; I’m just gonna say this in advance, I am so sorry for the mess of tags I’m about to drop on this. 

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Genshin: Holding Hands [V1]

Genshin: University AU [V1]

Genshin: Roommate [V1]

Genshin: Royalty AU [V1]

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[taglist]  <- if you want to be added, please read this first.

@hanniejji  @mikeysbike @unionwitch @musekala @twistedsunnshiii @stanzastic @akaasea @xoneaboveallx @adoring-ghost @asheseiler @childelover @dilucsz​

@youaskedfurret @snowy224 @mayumintsu​ @tigerpriestess

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Xiao

Keqing

Diluc

Amber

Kaeya

Scaramouche

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God, why is there no official content of you scaramouche you bitch, you’re ruining the aesthetic. This is why I only give you one point of dialogue. This isn’t even funny. It’s a therapy session. This entire post was just for me to say tit window because I didn’t get to say it in my last Kaeya fic. 

Wow, I wonder which characters I like in genshin. Could it be “wow I hate everything and everyone don’t fucking touch me” male characters??? Could it be “Head strong but are secretly adorable” female characters?? Kaeya is only there because Diluc is there. 

I had to redo all my headers because everyone was taking up so much space in their 240p quality. Keqing is the only one that actually stepped forward when it was picture day. I don’t have enough energy to care about sizing I’m sorry. 

The little princess

“Haitani brothers, the rulers of Roppongi. They could get a hundred men to come with just a call.” Chifuyu solemnly explained to Takemichi, nodding in the direction of two men sitting to the side, carefully observing.

“A hundred men?” Takemichi turned to look, halfway expecting hardened criminals with murder in their eyes and prison tattoos, and could already feel himself shake with fear.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

김◞  ʙᴜɴɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀʏ ᴅᴏɢs xᴍᴀs ʟᴏᴄᴋs ! ᨏ 🎅

— psd by: @i4junie in heat ☆

please like or reblog, if you save :)

Requested by @caffeinatedpen

Can I ask for Bonten with a son that has and trains a bunch of pigeons. One day Bonten dads go out to meet the pigeons and reader tricks one of them into saying a "come here" command Bonten gets swarmed by pigeons. Thx!

(Name) had a hobby.

Well-- the child didn't really know it was a hobby, he just thouggt ha made friends anyways (name) managed to trained a bunch of Pidgeons in his off time, the boy living in the top penthouse with a large Yard and usually left to his own devices for a few hours before one of his dad's came home.

"So what are you showing us?" Rindō asked early in the morning, all the men groggy and still in their pajamas as (name) raised his eyebrows "come here!" He said excitedly and like something out of a horror movie countless Pidgeons flew up and onto the yard, some sitting on the boys head and arms "I made friends!"

"Jesus fuck..." Mochi said as their kid gave a few some head smooches "they all have names!"

"You...named all of them!"

"Yeah!"

"Our kid has way to much free time..."

"We gotta get more nuts for them..."

"Is that what happens to my sunflower seeds???" Ran asked incredulously and (name) just looked away like he didn't hear anything.

Just normal night in Angel’s Share

Mondstadt fishbowl with merman Diluc and Birb Venti

@dementorsatemysoup

Dick getting to some random island fully prepared to engage in a fight to defend the planet

Dick deciding he can yell at his brothers tomorrow

Bruce accidentally seeing the same alert a bit later because Tim forgot to turn it off

Bruce showing up at the island too

Dick giving him an Alfred patented Look™️ until he sits his little bat butt down

Eight hours later Dick saying he hopes the boys don’t break into Arkham while they’re gone

I like to image that they run into Alfred and Barbara while also on the island and at first they were all relaxed and “wow you’re here too? Nice.”

Then they all suddenly sit up and point at each other and are like “wait, if you’re here, then who’s making sure the kids aren’t unleashing chaos in Gotham?”

Bruce, forcefully calming himself: It’ll be fine. Kate is still there. The kids won’t do anything too outrageous with her still in town.

Kate, walking up behind them with a smoothie: Who’s not doing anything outrageous?

Bruce, shooting to his feet: When’s the next ferry off this island.

Dick: Not for another 7 hours so you might as well sit down and get some vitamin D. This is probably the first time you’ve seen the sun in a while.

Meanwhile back in Gotham:

A short time later:

Alfred would try to swim back home if he knew the kids were alone in his kitchen, so now Dick, Kate and Bruce have to do anything and everything in their power to keep him from knowing all three of them are there.

I've always said it. When left in charge of a situation, Jason evolves into An Adult™

They are doing pottery. They were initially making those beaded bracelets and necklaces but Jason put a stop to that after Steph started pelting Tim with beads (‘What if that had hit his eye?!’ ‘If it did it wouldn’t have been an accident’) and Damian had put ninja stars in the necklace he was making and was swinging it around like a lasso.

Jason also placed a bag of those foam building blocks for toddlers in clear warning of the next activity they will be participating in if these unsafe shenanigans continue.

@drchai I always have to check the tags with you and I love it

I love this fic and want to propose the next in this series where Bruce, Kate, Dick, Alfred, Jim Gordon and Barbara are stuck on an island on an enforced tropical vacation. There’s a whole round of “wait but I thought you were with the kids!” and then there is a slow, slow realization (the camera zooms up to them as their hearts collectively sink) and they realize JASON IS IN CHARGE.

cue all of them trying to get off the island. Except. EXCEPT. All of them are competent adults (tm) and they’re both really mad at each other for leaving the house unattended and also simultaneously want to prove that they’re the most competent adult to ever adult which leads to a balls to walls pissing contest which fucks everything up. Cue a series of crazy misadventures with increasing amounts of international incidents, tangling with assassins, alfred’s reunion with the russian spy who was the talia to his bruce, Jim having to jump out of a plane with no safety equipment, Barbara running over a witch disguised as a cockroach with her wheelchair and getting cursed and Kate and Bruce locked in a fierce argument about some stupid incident from their childhood that no one even remembers the WHOLE 36 HOURS.

so they get home. Their clothes are singed. Bruce is reasonably sure he’s lost a testicle along the way. They don’t care. The kids need them!!!! What shenanigans have the children gotten up to while they were gone!!!! They run home, up the driveway and burst in!!! Only to see… foam blocks?

“you guys hungry? I made some lasagna” Jason asks sweetly from his armchair. on the ground are all the kids, having genuine fun with foam blocks.

The batman movie we deserve

Tbh I love the fact that Cass should be the responsible Adult™ since she's older than Jason but she decided it would be funnier to let him roam wild instead of being the responsible one (which is so valid of her really).

1) I think the problem is that Cass doesn't actually know what Being A Responsible Adult entails. She would try, but she would do it somehow SO COMPLETELY MISS THE TARGET. And Bruce knows this. So does Jason.

But you know what Bruce also knows? He knows Jason.

So I choose to believe that once it's clear everyone is there which leaves Jason essentially the only potential Responsible Adult? He relaxes. Because he knows that when it actually matters, Jason will be responsible both out of a feeling of obligation and out of a desire to frustrate his younger siblings for fun.

So everyone else is panicking (except Alfred, who doesn't do anything so gauche as panic, and Kate who is just like "not my circus not my monkeys") and Bruce is tanning and drinking a daquiri and having a Really Good Day.

@cerusee 's tags because they're absolutely right

I love this. Plus, it's so true. Jason can be responsible if a situation or role calls for it. And honestly age really doesn't account for who will be responsible because sometimes you end up with odd situations where the most mature of a bunch might be the youngest... it really just depends. But yeah I wouldn't put Cass in control as the responsible adult because that is not her role... it's not her circus not her monkeys and I think she might enjoy the chaos the others would cause a lot. Jason though would be responsible and would keep the others in line. Though to see the adults panicking and their vacation turning into a misadventure of chaos would be amazing and probably accurate since the kids had to get their chaotic tendencies from somewhere.

Jason gets his siblings under control partially to spite Bruce.

Bruce can’t get his kids under control, but Jason can, and does it out of spite. When the family sends him to the tropical island, he enjoys himself because he’s able to have fun. Unlike someone he knows.

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

OF ALL THINGS, I BECAME A SEELIE!

Of all things, you became a seelie when you got isekai’d into your favourite game, Genshin Impact. You decide to make them fall for whatever charms you have left in hopes of being taken in as a pet to survive.

Aether & Dainsleif ver.

➸ Cyno, Dehya, Al-Haitham, Kusanali, Nilou, Tighnari.

➸ Gender-neutral reader.

➸ Inspired by the manhwa Of All Things, I Became A Crow. Al-Haitham is a little mean here 😂

music-loving aranara…!!

call it what you want.

a genshin impact smau | xiao x gn!reader

GENRE modern, fluff, slight(?) crack, mild angst if u squint

STATUS ongoing - sporadic updates - taglist closed!

EPISODE LIST

your dropees | xiao’s band

MISCELLANEOUS time stamps do not matter unless i say so !! this will go through heavy editing in the process ^__^ not so sure if xiao is a bit ooc here but annoying xiao agenda pls >>> feedback greatly appreciated <3 chapter names may be changed depending on what happens