Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.
good. you do not deserve to have bird imagery
Tumblr has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing with their next mobile icon update
me every time I walk past my cat: damn girl. sleeping hard or hardly sleeping
me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺
if only everyone could know that zuko is a prodigy like his sister, unfortunately his special talent is called "breaking and entering" and he can't tell anyone about that
Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me
Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
✨Special Stream Alert✨
We will be going off our usual stream schedule tomorrow for a special #MiktasticMutualAid Theatrhythm stream!! We hope you'll join us in raising money for our fellow ace streamer and good friend, as well as frequent guest on our channel, Miktastic 💜
We are streaming approximately 6 - 9 pm ET / 3 - 6 pm PT, with the following donation incentives and goals:
Incentives
- $3 - Song Selection, pick a song for Sharky to play
- $5 - Difficulty Selection, pick the difficulty of Sharky's next song (Basic, Expert, Ultimate, Supreme where available)
- $8 - Randomize Party, force Sharky to change his party to a new, randomized set of characters
- $20 - Upside-Down Controller, make Sharky play with the controller held backwards
Goals
- $100 - Art Shark Stream, Sharky will do an art stream of creating thumbnails for his YouTube videos
- $250 - Norn9 Voice Swap Stream, Sharky and Satan will swap voices on their entire next Norn9 stream, aka the otome game with 3 MCs and 9 love interests
- $500 - Rigged Channel Point Bet, Satan will run a rigged Twitch bet so viewers can pool together their accumulated points towards the 1,000,000-point Sharky Christmas album goal
daydreaming (thinking about how much better my life could be if my fears didn't take over my brain)
girls will start getting settled for sleep like "wow i'm getting to bed early tonight" and it's 3am
just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god
Composers in the 1700s and 1800s be like “I’m not gonna give this piece a distinct and memorable title”
Composers be like “This piece is titled ‘Symphony no. [insert # here]’ and if you can’t remember which one it is that’s on you :/”
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
