DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (2018, DAVID CAGE)

I’m going to post this here too bc I’ve been meditating on it a lot recently and I think it’s important. 

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https://twitter.com/oypoolboy/status/1001643126702923776?s=19

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

What op calls lunch is a snack at best

I miss all of these

this new fallout is gonna be set in formerly-american-occupied Canada, where people have formed a culture around the Grognak the Barbarian comics but are under assault from Caesar’s Legion. Deathclaws have mutated to have wings. you arrive in the gamespace on a cart, awaiting execution

FIRST VICTIM: shsl lucky student

Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

This is obviously fake, pinecone are not hard to swallow

Most people think that pinecones are hard to swallow, but it’s actually because they’ve only ever tried swallowing them using their throat.

Hey, quick question. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

marry someone to make a shared anime figure collection at half the price

But what happens if you divorce

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

yall i like my computer background

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

this looks like the kind of video a protagonist finds on the villain that chronicles his start of darkness

I’M OUT

love the implication here that just by saying a scientific formula you cause something to happen like an arcane incantation

Rihanna holograms modelling lingerie at her Savage X Fenty launch party

wow this bitch really living in the year 3018

miku hatsune is GAGGING

yall eat ur burgers with or without the skin?

The Sucklets

These are the Sucklets

Bigger Boys, but wee Lads nonetheless

FAT BASTARD AT FAT BASTARD O’ CLOCK 

SUBJECT: FAT

SPECIES: BASTARD

TO BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY