look at my orb boy
Taxonomically, how do we define this genre of Creature?
It's called being a computer programmer and they usually make more than $1k a week
Hello to all my favorite people. I have to be annoying again because my deposit didn’t go into my bank account and my daughters daycare payment comes out tomorrow morning for $170 and I literally have $30 in my account. It’s the slow season at my job and since I am commission based my paycheck will be substantially less than it normally is. Trying to get ahead of the need to make up the difference considering rent is also next week and I don’t know where else I can make enough in that time. If you would like any services in return for help making the daycare payment tomorrow or help toward our upcoming rent please message me on tumblr. I have a spicy website that’s on sale right now here. I also do advertising, social media management, bad drawings, whatever I can provide online. Again, just message me if that is something you’re interested in. Our cashapp and Venmo are unclefather
Hey, if Cecilsweep is making you consider to get back into Night Vale (which I strongly recommend, it’s fantastic), but you don’t feel like listening to several years worth of content, I suggest you to start with episode 210 - Ten Years Later.
It’s a redo of Episode 1, but with every single difference and development that happened in these ten years. It’s an excellent way to mostly catch up, as well is the beggining of the current arc. After that, we’re currently in Episode 220, so you won’t have to listen to that much to be caught up.
(Also, Night Vale has official transcripts now! They’re linked in the official website)
With a little fiddling you can actually fit the entire Bee Movie script inside the "NEW" notification on the Tumblrmart button.
Why stop at the Bee Movie Script, when you can do the entire Bee Movie itself?
i actually like it when one half of a ship kills the other half. that’s like texture
i love being inside of someones car while they are pumping gas feel so cute being there yessss sitting
theres this thing i encounter a lot as a textile artist, where I'll be giving a gift/showing my latest project and people immediately decide that they will never make something like that. that maybe i figured it out but there's a limited # of people who can learn how to crochet and they just didn't make the cut. and it's kinda pissing me off. a lot of these trades are starting to fade away (death of older artists, industrialization, etc etc) and it upsets me that some people are willing to let their opportunity to make things they want to make go just because they don't know how yet. i taught myself embroidery from youtube and Pinterest. i taught myself how to sew and draft patterns and tailor. i taught myself how to follow crochet tutorials on youtube and eventually how to read the books. I'm not some blessed prophet of the gods sent with natural skills to create. (hell I'd even say im a beginner at most of the things i do, but we're getting there) and trust me there are PILES of scrap fabric and projects from when i didn't quite know what i was doing and just. fucking tried anyways. moral is. if you want to make something i swear to god you can figure it out. youtube is your best friend. books. google. people around you, people you know. just don't give up before you've even started
the most five dollars and fifteen centsiest guy in the world
$5.15
sprry i had to visualize it
thats ok. do you understand now
I hate the fact that if I wanna plug my ears I gotta use some kind of foreign object designed specifically for that purpose. I can close my eyes why can't I close my fuckin ears? I GOT EYE LIDS WHY AINT I GOT ANY DAMN EAR LIDS. MASSIVE DESIGN OVERSIGHT
this screencap must look so confusing to people who havent played this like what situation could possibly cause all three of these answers to be relevant at once








