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@mage-hecked

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(20, She/Her, White, Trichster, ADHD, Yeah)
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"Rail only works over short distances" one of the most detached from reality carbrain statements I've ever read. Rail is objectively, demonstrably better to cover long distances than it is to cover short distances. Car culture legitimately gives you some kind of brain fungus.

did other Americans not get taught extensively in history about the Transcontinental Railroad and why it was such a huge deal

Its all “i love putting guys in situations” until were on a filler episode. Where are the REAL putting guys in situations lovers.

“It dosent progress the plot!!!” Have you never been on a whimsical journey that did nothing to change you as a person.

I love hearing people go into a genuine, uncontrollable laughing fit. It brightens my soul in a manner I can't explain.

A bunch of us used to get together at one friend’s apartment on the weekends and she’d have her window open and she said her neighbour once wistfully told her “you always sound like you girls are having such fun. i listen for your laughing on sundays”

it’s weird if fat people don’t exist in your art

i want to say that this isn’t an attempt to guilt you into learning. i don’t want you to disingenuously draw fat bodies because i made you feel bullied, or because you want some sort of online clout. i’m tired of begging other artists to do something they obviously don’t want to do, so i’m not begging. i’m stating what i think of you and your work. no matter your skill, no matter your presence: it’s weird if fat people don’t exist in your art

i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it

me: what's up, miss penny?

miss penny:

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this beast has the eyes of a owl.... i love it

Controversial Opinion

Potatoes are actually so mid it hurts like please evolve as a species

This was fun but this was a test and some of you failed. I'm writing down every name who agreed with me and putting you on a list. You will not survive the winter.

the tragedy of tumblr is sometimes the wrong version of the bait post spreads and now you look like a fool who hates potatoes

"Walkable city" is not "City where to have to walk everywhere."

"Walkable city" is.

  1. Sidewalks big enough to fit you, your stroller, your wheelchair, your guide dog, or anything else you need when you're getting from one place to another.
  2. Safe crosswalks frequent enough so you don't need to walk in traffic.
  3. Bike lanes to keep bikes out of foot traffic and car traffic.
  4. Accessible and affordable public transit.
  5. Cities where the essentials are close enough you can travel on foot (or in wheelchair)
  6. Cities where it's reasonable to be able to get from point a to point b without requiring you, yourself, to drive

People get so caught up in the "Walkable" part of the term and like to spout "Walkable cities are abelist because not everyone can walk".

Bitch. The modern city structure is abelist because not everyone can drive. And classist because not everyone can afford a car and it's pretty damn impossible to get a job if you don't have a car.

Walkable cities are cities where people can reasonably get from pointA to pointB without requiring a motor vehicle.

"But fae. Disabled people have issues using the paths in modern cities." Bitch abled people can barely use the paths in modern cities. That's kind of the fucking problem.

Also walkable cities have fucking benches. Not only for disabled people. But sometimes you just twist your ankle and need to sit for a moment.

"Put fae. If you have benches, homeless people will sleep on them."

Then get fucking housing for the homeless. Problem solved. They'll sleep in their nice warm homes instead of on the benches.

-fae

You deserve to get yourself some garment bags.

There's a pack of five for under ten bucks at Target or wherever right now, and you deserve em if you haven't got em.

Do you wear a bra for any reason? Wash your bras in a garment bag and never again will the straps wrap around your other laundry. Say goodbye to the clasps getting caught and ruined. But there's more.

Long socks, fishnets, anything lacy, wash it in a garment bag to keep it from catching on your other clothes. I just saw a reminder not to wash fishnets in the same load with anything that has buttons. Garment. Bag.

Got clothes with ties or thin straps or anything similar, you can shove that in a big garment bag and keep the ties from getting broken or tangled up. It's great. Use em for delicate clothes you want to last longer. Use em so you don't have to waste your time drying stuff that stayed wet cuz it was wrapped in a string. Make your fishnets last for 10 years. Keep your lucky sweatpants alive longer.

They're a cheap motherfuckin miracle cure and you deserve to have some garment bags. I thought everyone knew about these but not everyone does so I am spreading the good word of easier laundry. Never lose another sock, get a garment bag.

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

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I have taken “do not make a second grilled cheese” as law and I need you to understand that it has improved my life so much.

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)
no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)
Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

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what the kelp are you guys on.

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decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

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We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

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No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

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but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

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yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

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maybe i WILL

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holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

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GET THE WHAT?