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they/any // 20 she is red hot like pizza supper 😵‍💫 sometimes i write silly stuff on Ao3!
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pukicho
Anonymous asked:

Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

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pukicho
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Different priorities 

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samatonin

incredible things I’ve overheard while eating out in New York City this week:

  • girl tells other girl she is being ridiculous for hosting her dog’s half birthday party & won’t attend. Other girl flees table & leaves other friend w/ the bill
  • man orders extra cold extra dry extra dirty martini & asks how fast he can have a burger delivered to his table (this is a very swanky nice restaurant). The waiter says 15 mins. The man says to avoid all presentation and just give it to him as ugly as it comes for as fast as he can get the plate to his table ( ??? )
  • woman discusses lobster price fluctuations impacting catering for her party planning for 20+ minutes while man utters about 4 total words on 1st date
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bogleech

What actually makes the zombie apocalypse genre boring is that the characters never try any interesting solutions real people would actually brainstorm. It’s always just “we need to find food and guns” never “we need to strip the inside of this building for material to construct a better stronghold up on the roof” or “make something like a huge impenetrable hamster ball out of car parts” or “let’s cover ourselves in so many layers of stuff that it just keeps coming off in the zombie’s hands.” I mean I could think of hundreds of tricks and strategies like that and I think lots of people can? But no all zombie media is written like the only solutions against zombies are the same resources, used the same way, that the world already revolved around and it’s probably because all the interesting solutions would be seen as silly or uncool, unlike the 50,000th iteration of people just hiding in a fort with canned beans and rifles.

That bothers me too, also the distinct lack of bicycles. Even if the zombies are the fast kind, they can only be as fast as humans are capable of, i.e. slower than a bicycle. They’re also easy to maintain even with scavenged materials and can go for like 5 years before needing any significant repairs, instead of needing specific parts and constant maintenance.

Every zombie movie is all “we need to pile into a large vehicle powered solely by a very lmimited resource that’s only going to get increasingly scarse from here on” and not “a bike with a decent rear-mounted basket can move us and supplies fast enough to avoid the zombies and consumes no fuel other than calories.” Hell, if you grab some motorcycle armor, you’ll be protected from bites too.

your favorite youtubers and content creators are about to be offered some tantalizing tv/streaming deals so we're all about to find out who the real working class allys are

someone's gonna get cancelled doing this and they're gonna cry crocodile tears over how difficult it is to make a living as a content creator and i'm telling you right now we are NOT going to buy it, got it? scabs deserve no sympathy

happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who's makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach

Ofc I leave tumblr for a minute and now I return suddenly there’s fully a Klance renaissance happening

sometimes the world is good to me. The amount of klance on my tl rn….I’m shaking…..

reminder for the twitter, reddit and tiktok migrants: please do not censor words here. if you censor them, people’s blacklists and mute functions wont work, especially for important content warnings (this goes for twitter as well altho that function is breaking over there). spell out the whole word in the post and the tags. do not use euphemism words like unalive. the algorithm here does not work that way (there is an algorithm. not everyone uses it, everyone uses the following tab).

the only time you should censor words is when you do NOT want them to show up in the tag, like if you’re saying something unkind about a ship you should not tag it or mention directly the ship name do it does not clog the tag, or if you’re mentioning a person or community who should not get attention or clout, or whose attention you do not want to attract, then censor it (the way one might on twitter to avoid term searching)

Chile, people who BEEN here don't even get this right. Smh.

I drew this in support of Pride Month, but also because even though it's 2023 I still, for some unknown reason, enjoy the hell out of the Klance ship.

These boys make me so happy sometimes it's stupid.