#healthy

Wholesome

this is exactly what you think it is

Be attractive mentally.

the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.

“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”

when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet

My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.

There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).

Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.

BANG!!!!!!!!

Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.

See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”

And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.

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*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

drag him dj

yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

Yesssss!!!! Omg!

@goodvibes-floatin

Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER

i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game

YES

Good hits 💪

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

*sext to yo man*

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

SCREAMING

Someone please say it

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

Yall triflin lmfao

😈🌚….

Lol this is hilarious

I don’t get it😩

The suspense is killing me 😂

Lmaooo

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

This is a concept fa dat ass.

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

gah damn i love tumblr so much

Lmao !!!

*internally screams out answer*

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

Ha the last one

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

somebody please say it 😩

noooooOOOOOAP

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

And the wait continues

Omfg

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

Here for this

Oh Lord do I ever want to

we all like…

Omg someone say it 😭😭

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

Blessings in my ass

i miss you in my ass

5th Period Massacre in my ass

Rocket in my ass

spoon in my ass, oh dear,

the power of neo in my ass

jump in my ass

Sugar we’re going in my ass

I was born to love you in my ass 😏😏

Work in my ass 😆😭😭