So i wrote a reveal fic. You guys should go read it.

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My friend wrote a fic and she’s reeeeeally good at the whole writing thing

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Really don't like this trend of people using "wholesome" as a synonym for "bloodless and celibate"

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TRANSGENDERS

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

mysterious creature of uncertain origin

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

tumblr citizenship test (uquiz)

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

one thing tamsyn muir knows how to do is make the hottest female characters known to womankind. gideon. camilla. ianthe. pash. i could literally go on and on.

I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.

more of this digusting horror

i drew fanart of the glongus. glungus and its glungitos

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

we built dick city

we built dick city on cock and balls

I’m reading The Deviants War: The Homosexual vs The United States of America and the entire point of gay pride as a concept comes from police raids on bars, clubs, public restrooms, etc where gays were humiliated and outed in the newspapers (sometimes with their addresses!) and had careers ruined and lives upended by being associated with perversion and vice squads and all that and they responded by going “no I’m proud” and took that pride to the streets in defiance of the huge mechanism of shame that existed to oppress the gay community into obscurity and so the fact that people are now trying to apply conservative dogma to pride parades to make them “safe for children” or in other words “safe for people with oppressive conservative values” is simply insane

To phrase this more clearly: “public indecency” laws were the primary tool for brutally enforcing gender and sexual conformity, so applying a “public indecency” lens to pride parades of all things is a slap in the face of everyone who ever suffered under gender & sexual oppression and took their anger (and yes their pride!) to the streets. If it makes you uneasy or uncomfortable maybe you’re not on the side you think you are!