“They’re gay, your honor.” - literally everyone
It's a half-decade hangover, Jesus Christ, my aching head
ID: An illustration of Bob sleeping on his side as he wraps his arms around the ball containing Helmut's brain. A life sized figment of Helmut lies behind him, and wraps his arms around Bob in turn. End ID.
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court
One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big
just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
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i wasnt finished yet
oh my bad
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26/26
international chain a twink to a radiator day
who's more unbalanced.. this person for assuming I'm talking about Saw or me for just freestyling posts like this
My Dad has Cancer, Please Help Me Travel Home
Hi all I am a disabled trans woman struggling to survive each month with 2 of my partners on the west coast. My dad lives on the east side of the country and is currently fighting his 3rd battle with multiple myeloma. I haven't been home in close to 4 years, and I'm trying to raise the funds to travel with my partners across the country to visit with my dad. We are all disabled ourselves and struggle with rent each month, we currently do not have enough to make the gas/lodging costs or plane tickets.
We are asking for help raising money either for tickets or gas/lodging depending, either way we are looking at close to $1000 we'd need to raise to make the trip. If you could send even $10 and spread this, it would help me toward my goal of spending time with my dad. Thank you all <3
Venmo: @infectedwithnyanites
Cashapp: $kosherdyke
Paypal: melancholyinsomniac@gmail.com
$390/1000!
$693/1000!!
$723/1000!!
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top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on
don’t forget this killer tune from their new show
More golden moments:
Plus, a message from The Professor:
Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy
no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to "eat shit fuckface" is hilarious to me.
update from mystery files
People on here and Twitter are turning the term “refugee” into some sort of joke - so I’m just going to kindly ask everyone to stop tossing the term refugee around like it’s not an extremely politically charged term
- sincerely, someone who’s family are literally refugees
tumblr still blows for a lot of reasons don't get too full of yourselves just bc twitter's having another crisis
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court
good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court