Me, an asexual lesbian seeing a hot woman: phwoar I’d love to take her coat and make her some pasta, and if we’re feeling naughty, we could even eat it off our laps on the sofa in front of spring watch
Girlies, the new Hozier single just dropped. Time to go collectively insane!
although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3
lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise
huh. guys i feel a little funny