Make Her Famous
“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
no….. No
NO
No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
brohecking
“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life
Whitney Houston in Toronto promoting I’m Your Baby Tonight, photographed by Rick McGinnis (October 1990)
“The Law of Attraction can be a difficult concept to comprehend. It cannot be seen, felt, or directly noticed in any way. But yet, it still exists. It’s true. Your thoughts have so much power over your life, that it’s astounding. So make a point of thinking positively, and positive experiences will be drawn towards you. Be the magnet of good forces, not bad. It truly does make a difference.”
— Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that
