Concept: a woman is holding hands with a robot, and the woman is wearing a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my keyboards" on the front and "mechanical" on the back, over an exploded view of a cherry mx brown keyswitch.

The robot's shirt says "flesh lover" in the old recaptcha distorted text style. The back has "select all the squares with the cutest girl" and a 3x3 montage of photos of the woman currently holding her right hand.

obligatory Gee, I sure wish robots were shoving their lesbianism down MY throat!

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

"OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I'll be up all night" sounds like a skill issue

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

you guys werent supposed to actually drink this

Fart grenade

thats the best response and is now the name of this dish

Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.

being trans is actually the coolest

literally actually coming to terms with being a weird fucked up tranny and connecting with other weird fucked up trannies has done more for my confidence and mental health than any drug ive ever been prescribed or any therapy session ive ever sat through

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

please do not fall for staff claiming trans womens faces being labeled mature is a “bug” i have had nudes and cis women in lingerie blazed to me CONSTANTLY with zero content labels or warnings, clearly any labels being added to posts are done by people. that and any text posts criticizing staffs rampant terf and nazi problem being labeled mature as well. it is very blatant obvious transmisogyny on staffs end and theyre giving up a flimsy excuse to try and avoid liability on the legal end of things

kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line

im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh

“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”

For the record I clicked yes and it crashed my game

sorry it was too much for me man

it’s O.K. giant rat

yeah i don't fucking think so

Sex traffickers will target cars that look feminine

thinking about how this meme ascended to be the song’s official choreography

and then they put it in THEATRHYTHM

😭😭😭😭

thinking about how this meme ascended to be the song’s official choreography

and then they put it in THEATRHYTHM

😭😭😭😭

Trans girl Blanca (feathery antennae = characteristic of male moths)

reblog to kill an HOA manager