Cooper: You're wearing make-up
Oliver: Oh, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it? Taylor did it
Cooper:..Looks ok... I guess
*Later*
Cooper, sobbing into Taylor’s shoulder: He looked so good
Taylor: I know
Cooper: I'm so gay
Taylor: I know
*Cooper and Oliver looking at a locked gate into a park*
Oliver: Aw :(
Cooper: You know what they say
Oliver: Please don't-
Cooper: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Oliver: Fuck- COOPER
Oliver, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Cooper: Wha-
Oliver: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE
Cooper: Why are you screaming?
Oliver: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Cooper:
Oliver: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!
Cooper: Taylor, can you please tell Oliver that I'm mad at him? We're in the middle of a fight and I don't want to talk to him.
Taylor: he’s literally sitting on your lap.
Cooper, holding Oliver tighter: Yes, what's your point?
Random stranger: I really like your top.
Oliver: Thanks. His name is Cooper.
Cooper: I-
Oliver: What are your four best qualities?
Cooper: l'm hot, I’m rich, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love you so much
*Taylor doing a crossword puzzle*
Taylor: Something you might hurt yourself riding. 4 letters.
Oliver: Coop-
Taylor: What was that?
Oliver, sweating: A bull! you know like a mechanical bull or a real one quess.
Taylor, trying not to laugh: It fits. Thank you "bull rider" Otto.
*Cooper approaching them*
Trip, grinning: Here comes your ride Oliver. Try not to hurt yourself.
Oliver, bright red: STOP!
Cooper: huh?
Cooper, holding a scooter: Oliver! Can I go outside and play with this?
Oliver: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, and you're a grown up okay?
Cooper, running outside: Thanks Oliver!
Oliver, running out after him and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
Cooper: Please? For me?
Oliver: Don't do that.
Cooper: Do what?
Oliver: You think every time you say “please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Cooper:
Oliver:
Cooper: Please? For me?
Oliver: Fine.
Katie: We need someone to fill in for Oliver while he’s away.
Taylor: I think Cooper is already filling Oliver.
Katie: ...
Taylor and Trip: *high fiving*
Cooper: Hey Oliver, that guy over there thinks you're cute.
Oliver: *looks at spot*
Cooper: *runs to spot*
Oliver, blushing: You're so lame
Cooper: Am I in trouble?
Oliver: Take a guess.
Cooper: No?
Oliver: Take another guess.