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Madeline

@mads-pal

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The wedding is about to begin!!

I ship it

The bridesmaids and groomsmen are coming down the aisle!

The ring bearer!!!

This is beautiful

Flower girl with the bride and her father in tow!

And everyone is in places!!!!!

"if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace"

THIS IS MY MOMENT

MY FUCKING TIME TO SHINE

“I OBJECT”

{disapproving gasps}

“Bethany!” The bride says. “You-you know this woman?” The groom says. He is baffled.

I physically need to know what happens next

“Why yes!” The bride says, “She is the only person I’ve ever really loved!”

omg what a plot twist

“Bethany, will you marry me?” The bride says.

“Yes!” Bethany says and they both kiss.

“Well then!” Says the groom, “I suppose if you’re marrying Bethany, I’ll marry Thomas!”

Double wedding!

Honeymoon photos!

BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

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if one more nonamerican calls americans unclean or stupid or some shit for dying of rona when our government is actively trying to murder the most vulnerable of our population by using them as expendable cogs in their minimumwage fueled capitalistic machine im going to turn into one of those bugs bunny w gun memes

"But all those people who won't wear masks..."

...WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A PROBLEM IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD TO SIT THEIR ASS AT HOME BY LAW, AND GOT PAID ENOUGH MONEY TO DO SO

Instead, we are given NO laws with teeth requiring people to stay home except for the essentials, NO federal laws requiring masks (with some state governors banning mask requirements), and NO stipend for staying home, which is on purpose, because they want us DESPERATE to go back out and work. DURING A PANDEMIC.

THIS IS ALMOST ENTIRELY A GOVERNMENT-TRYING-TO-MURDER-US-FOR-PROFIT ISSUE.

Shit-for-brains Becky with no mask working at Target wouldn't be near as much of a problem IF TARGET WAS CLOSED AND SHE WAS GIVEN ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY THE FUCK AT HOME.

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totally iconic i cant believe one direction started the abbey road phenomenon i’m so proud of them

I really hope people know that it was the Beatles who started this not One Direction!

the beatles? do you need an exterminator?

Oh my it’s one of the most famous bands of all time. Do you know what I’m talking about?

if you google “exterminators near me” you can find a number to call tomorrow if you’re that worried about a pest problem, wow

date of origin: 9th of january, 2015.

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i wish there was a word in english to describe how much i am not interested in this