Ana Basted skin looks cool I guess

Me learning rob zombies Michael Myers is 6'8":

Bonus:

rabbit was literally where ninety percent of the gay populace watched homoerotic media with their bros and gal pals. setting up a room for the handmaiden was first base for the long distance gays out there. we have watched moonlight and brokeback mountain and found romance in rabbit chatrooms. a dreary day for the lgbt community.

POST CANCELLED ITS A WIN FOR THE GAYS

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

Cleaning, eating, sneezing, and being adorable - all in a day’s work for a baby cheetah. 

When you start opening up to people

when you go to therapy

This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me.  This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless.  This is a little girl whose family life is so horrible that books are her only escape.  This is a little girl whose parents constantly belittle her for reading, the only pleasure in life she has.  And in this scene, this little girl answers very shyly, because she has been conditioned to be embarrassed of her own existence.  At first, she answers slowly, and without making eye contact. And in this scene this little girl is beginning to realize that maybe she is special.  Maybe there are kind people in the world.  Maybe she is worth something.

It’s also when a lot of boys and girls watching got their sexual awakening when Miss Honey lowered her glasses like that.

I just got fucking whiplash and the culprit is injuries-in-dust

I’m just paraphrasing Mara Wilson herself.

And did this really not do anything to you?

i still don’t know shit about doctor who but i want rose to meet thirteen and be like “glad to have you back, bitch. i see you copied my old haircut”

and then they kiss?

and then they kiss

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

yiké

just don’t do that

i just spent entirely too long on this

Good Omens described badly: a bookshop owner and a vintage car enthusiast play hot potato over the responsibility of killing an 11 year old

I can’t stop replaying it

[captions]

[Adult beatboxes skillfully at the child]

[Child blows raspberry in response]

This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.

Comedic timing tho

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Yes

Bonus

I’m screaming

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

AND THIS

AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

I don’t know who this is and that’s such a shame cause she seems absolutely amazing

My friend your profile says you’re 15, so it’s entirely not your fault, you were just born a little late, but it’s never too late to catch up on her filmography!

Really love cosplay for being the only hobby that can have me in a sex shop and a home depot on the same day to accomplish a related goal

Okay you know what