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Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?

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Call me Madrid | 31 she/they, bi, and usually very cranky | pfp by the amazing @pandakong !!
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I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post

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I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one

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Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast

ID: a four panel comic. The first panel is captioned “08:30”. A cat sits on the edge of a double bed, stretching with a creaking noise. The morning sun shines in through the window behind them. Second panel is captioned “08:35”. The cat pours a mug of hot coffee. Third panel is captioned “09:00”. The cat is reading the “cat inquerer” morning paper, saying “hmm”. On the breakfast table in front of them is an empty plate, some toast rinds and a novelty mug with “don’t talk to me until I’ve drawn this mug” written on it. The fourth panel is labeled “09:05”. The cat is curled up in bed and snoring loudly. The sun has risen a little higher. A mouse is peeking out of the blankets, looking blearily at the cat with a question mark in their speech bubble. End ID.

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess