I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
BREAK THE POST
I’ve finally found it again
the elusive 10 million note post
they say no two people reblog it with the same original text
hot take: if women’s sexuality wasn’t severely shamed and suppressed even in the context of heterosexuality, if sex was framed as reciprocal rather than something men do to women, a hell of a lot more women would realize they’re not actually attracted to men at all
it seems weird to me that adults in america think gun control is more barbaric than children having monthly security drills to prepare for school shootings. and these security drills are taking away from actual teaching time. don’t complain about the new generation’s lack of life experience and lagging of quality education when you are heavily contributing to the problem grown adults.
whoever/whomever does the music for superstore is just wonderful.
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.
I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.
You're really pretty. :)
haha aww thank you stranger! that made me smile :)
picture one is me feelin’ myself. picture two is me looking at picture one and realizing i could actually feel myself even more. albeit in picture one i technically had more to feel 😎 #110down #nowcomesthetone #weightlossjourney
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔