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khaleesified.

@madpratter / madpratter.tumblr.com

Halley. INFJ. I just want good vibes and relationships that'll stand the test of time.
Parks & Rec│OITNB│Friends│GoT│MCU│Star Wars
Mesmerized by Chris Pratt and Taylor Schilling. Mila Kunis and Ryan Reynolds are pure bliss.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

hot take: if women’s sexuality wasn’t severely shamed and suppressed even in the context of heterosexuality, if sex was framed as reciprocal rather than something men do to women, a hell of a lot more women would realize they’re not actually attracted to men at all

it seems weird to me that adults in america think gun control is more barbaric than children having monthly security drills to prepare for school shootings. and these security drills are taking away from actual teaching time. don’t complain about the new generation’s lack of life experience and lagging of quality education when you are heavily contributing to the problem grown adults.

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

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PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔