CATEGORY 5 SPOTTED BELLY INCIDENT

spots on his back! spots on his butt! and a sweet little face!!

Clown fish in their anemone

I'm going to get more lashes today.

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

Delete this off my post.

sorry if you didn't know before now but mr beast is asking his fans to face his dumb fucking chocolate bars for him without a hint of irony or shame. like i know this is barely 5 minutes of work but like what is this call to action. people are fucking doing it in the replies too and i'm like 90% sure it's just for the long shot chance that he'll send them a thousand dollars for doing it "please please pretty please make my product look good 🥺 🥺 🥺 pwease?? for me ? 🥺 "

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

I know this is inscryption but still

shoutout to people who lay in bed all day when they get home from work/school, people who can't go to loud or crowded places or concerts, people who change into pajamas because other clothes are uncomfortable, people who can't consistently participate in hobbies, people who have to turn down hanging out with friends, people who have lowered their standards to improve themselves, people who need affirmations, and people who struggle to stay healthy. you deserve so much love and I hope things get better.

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

distinguished

rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.

official boob post

i believe someone may have misread boots

i may have dyslexia but i never make mistakes

meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

insanely cat moment

lemme just, put these here...

showing these pics to eachother like pokemon cards

If Sisyphus was a girl, he would be able to push that boulder up

Women can do anything.

When I arrive at the western front

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

thank you video essays for everything

Snoop Dogg: What you got there li’l man?

Li’l Man: Charlotte’s Web.

Snoop: Wilber and shit? That pig was dope.

My turn… (Unmute !)

Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY

A goat, evolution