I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

bruce: …it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

charlie watson + shirts

Harley and Ivy - Harley Quinn 1x04

Harley Quinn “Finding Mr. Right”

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”

My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind 

fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore

There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one

“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?

There’s lot of debate and explanations about alignment, so i’mma just add this to the pile.

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

Gay bitch tree

Sounds funky

Therapy bitch gay. Sounds about right.

Gay anime therapy. I- FUCK ITS TRUE.

Gay homestuck therapy

Well crap

Gay Thot Dumbass

gay therapy pit

these are actually nice ASKs

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

2020 vision

@r4cs0

@the-armed-utahn @medic981

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Holy fuck😂

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

Honestly that’s the best designed chest plate I’ve ever seen, normally it’s a bra with inserts but this is way more cohesive

A dwarf with giantism who has never met a human before gets mistaken for a normal sized human when on the road and now she’s in too deep to back out

Human: Say uh… what was your name again?

Dwarf, sweating: Uuuhhhh… Feliciadam Smithlee?

Human, named Jewelia: So your parents got clever too, huh? I feel ya.

Dwarf: *points at a moose* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Human: I can see you’re from down south.

Human: So I’ve been waiting to mention this but uh… why is your accent kinda dwarf-ish?

Dwarf, now acquainted with the idea of respectability politics: That’s offensive.

Human: ….okay?

Dwarf: *infodumps about smithing for two hours*

Human: lol if I didn’t know better I’d think you were raised by dwarves

Dwarf: *visibly sweating*

One of the dwarf’s ten thousand cousins: Hey is that…

Dwarf: *just knocks him out cold*

Human: GIRL WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Dwarf: He owes me money.

it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit

Looking up your horoscope doesn’t give kids polio.

some things never change 

I have literally never seen any actor hate a ship as much as the collective cast of this shitty show hates blark. It is iconic.

They can’t control the gay.