fuckshit

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

bit warm innit

cold take but we gotta reopen club penguin and webkinz and toontown and shit like rn.

adhd is so embarrassing ur basically like “I have to have fun right the fuck now or I’m throwing myself off the roof” 90% of the time and you also have very little control over this

worst self care task is 100% brushing teeth why is every other bone self cleaning i hate you

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

honey the killer from scream is on the phone and he wants to know your pronouns

this is immensely funny to me

Italian Elon Musk is having a field day today

Now this is cinema