Well, are you gonna push?
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custom design commission from twitter!
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being a person in your 20s is like being 40 and being 16 at the same time. i am simultaneously too old and too young for this shit
The meme is funny but apropos. I have long felt a spiritual level of reverence for curvaceousness and when it is specifically manifest in a partner... she becomes a vessel of the divine. There is a primal magic to the succulent abundance of softness in a round, wide, heavy woman. A raw physicality, a gravity, a magnetism that speaks to something feral in our bones and blood, something that thrived in our hearts and minds thousands of years before civilization reared its ugly head. The evidence is there, carved from stone and wood and bone, etched into rocks stained with sacredness. You think this is something new? It's fucking ancient and it will not be denied.
incredibly based simpsons line
dont mind me. just out here being built like a refrigerator 😂
Piers Morgan doesn't understand that actors are different from the characters they portray onscreen
Reblog if you'd love to see Daniel Craig in an Austin Powers tribute act
Summer is heating up, why don’t you join June for a drink? ☀️🐶🍹
Original lines by saintsucrose and colored up by a friend!
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
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n-a-blue-box
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS
HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU
Comm: The Spider and Her Prey
A commission for Br3ndan5 of a much larger Ghost-Spider taking down some bank robbers
CW: Gas alt below the cut
Gee I wonder if this show I watched a lot as a kid influenced me as an artist or writer.
Hmm.
Happy 20th, Teenage Robot!
iceland’s two seasons: hibernation and mania