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💝 shivroysyndrome
HELLO??
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kms
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🧸 theintensehummingofevil
just had some really good soup
#just like in yellowjackets idk i never watched it
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a second plane has hit the logan roy
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I will literally joke about how I'm a hater then remember people literally have whole blogs dedicated to hating people and media and actually maybe I'm a lover who happens to occasionally dabble on criticising the things i don't like.
literally on my fucking knees begging and pleading for cis allies to stop saying things like “no trans kid is getting surgery” “no trans kids are transitioning” “trans kids just take reversible puberty blockers until they’re older” because these statements are not only demonstrably false, therefore giving transphobes an open window to completely debunk your argument and boost their own (”if it’s not happening why do you care if it’s made illegal?”), but you are not helping us or protecting us and our rights. you are hurting us.
i started hormones when i was 14 because psychological and reversible medical treatment did not ease my dysphoria enough to improve my quality of life! me, my family, and my doctor(s) decided that hormones would be the best next step to help me, so that’s what we did! trans kids DO take hormones, and they DO occasionally get surgery, and that is COMPLETELY FINE!! because preventing a family from accessing what they and care providers decide is the best healthcare for a child is CRUEL AND UNETHICAL.
multiple studies show trans people who are forced to wait until late adolescence or adulthood to medically transition have worse mental health than both their immediate peers and continuing on into adulthood.
if i hadn’t started HRT when i did i would have flunked out of school or killed myself before i turned 18. trans kids have a right to access best practice medical care, whatever that may be for them.
ballet permanently changes the bodies of young girls– bones, muscles, ligaments. football injures and maims young boys at a pretty serious rate and it causes brain damage to the adults who pursue it professionally. riding horses also frequently disables and kills teenage girls. motorcycles maim, disable, and kill their riders at horrific rates. cheerleading is one of the most dangerous sports out there.
we let cis girls do things that kill them as long as they’re pretty while they do it. we let cis boys do things that kill them as long as they’re strong while they do it. but we don’t want trans kids to transition to save their lives, because it shows that the categories of girl and boy are something people can opt into and out of rather than be forced to abide by. and we’d rather they died, instead.
My personal fav is Boysenberry! Please tell me yours!
The best part of writing Star Trek stories is that nothing has to be AU. You want them modern times? A Q sent them to 2024. That happened. You want to see your favorite pilot in tights and running around the ship shooting people with arrows? It happened. Noir? Regency? Lizards? All done. Nothing is AU.
i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him
like i cannot emphasize enough how fucking stupid this plan was. the siege of ba sing se ended 5 years ago. people know what iroh looks like, to the point where he once got recognized by a random army captain at a hot spring and almost got his hands broken about it. and yet he rolls up to a city that has a vested interest in recognizing him and secret police force with zuko. zuko. like i could buy that no normal citizen would look at their tea shop guy and assume he was secretly an evil general, okay. but it's one thing to just be Mushi from the Tea Shop With an Unfortunate Resemblance to General Iroh, and another fucking thing entirely when Lee the Tea Server Who Looks Weirdly Similar to Prince Zuko is standing right next to him literally twenty-four seven!! like at least get different jobs hello????
every decision iroh makes is the decision of a man fully prepared to commit to the bit. will this succeed? who knows. but it will be very funny if i pull it off
Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.
The humans hate this so, so much.
Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females
Steve: what
Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life
Steve:
Steve: mother fu--
Anonymous asked:
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
absolutely batshit insane to me that omegaverse porn is an effective data poisoning method against gpt-based products. predatory language models getting tripped up by wolf dick was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are i guess.
i want us all to take a minute and just. contemplate the possibilities.
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”
big fucking mood
honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”
big fucking mood
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
24 hour flight obvious choice. you can make sooooo much more than $400 with that
demonstrate your ability in front of rich dickheads. "i will teach you my method for $xx,xxx cash up front, $xx,xxx tomorrow". then just don't
But free cheese could end up being a lot more money
true if you're allowed infinite cheese. but do consider that you'd need proper space to store it, and to find buyers willing to purchase massive volumes of cheese from Just Some Guy. idk much about the underground cheese market but i think you'd find it fairly difficult to sell much of it off before it goes moldy
wrong. then you'd have a job. jobs suck. you ppl rly need to get into the crimebrain mindset
elliotjonesss
The amount of times I’ve asked a customer if they want a points number after they just gave me their points number.
I would like to add that I IDed a 38 year old man once